[MADtv] Anna Nicole Commercial Countdown Closer (#821)

[Texas]

Anna Nicole Smith: Stephnie Weir


Ryan Bud Blustuchie: Paul Vogt


Ginger Coyote: As Himself/Herself


Si Ah' Noosh: As Herself


Kidnapped Children: As Themselves


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(Fade in to Anna Nicole with a big “2,000 Flushes” stain on her top, edging unsurely toward an old foreign woman, microphone in hand.)



Anna Nicole: Hi! Hello, what is your favorite MADtv commercial parody?

Si Ah’ Noosh: (Utterly confused) Oh, my favorite? My favorite… LARISSA CAN YOU HELP ME, IN ENGLISH?! What my favorite commercial TV?

Anna Nicole: Yes, yes.

Si Ah’ Noosh: If I say, uhhhhhhh, I can not explain to ei’ English about that, you get mad for me?

Anna Nicole: No, we don’t, nobody gets mad. I do- I do silly stuff all the time and nobody ever gets mad at me.

Si Ah’ Noosh: Really I don’t understand what is a commercial.

Anna Nicole: (Trying to explain) A commercial… In between, whenever you’re watchin’ TV and there’s, uh, an advertisement for somethin’ else… A commercial…

Si Ah’ Noosh: Right now I watching the, about the Iraq news channel and that’s it. Not anything else, right now… I do know is calling commercial or not…



Anna Nicole: (Stephnie starts to break character here, being sympathetic) Ok, yeah, that’s- that’s one of my… That’s, I don’t think that made our top three but- What is your name?

Si Ah’ Noosh: My name is, Si Ah’ Noosh.

Anna Nicole: Si-Ah’-Noosh! That’s THREE names!



(Cut to Anna with a gross looking drag queen)



Anna Nicole: (Referring to the gross looking drag queen) This is Ginger, what is your full name?

Ginger Coyote: Ginger Coyote.

Anna Nicole: (Counting on her fingers) Ginger-Co-Yote. Three names, once again! Did you see the, um, “John Madden’s Pop Corn Popper”?

Ginger Coyote: Yes, I did.

Anna Nicole: That was funny. Would that be in one of your top three, you think?

Ginger Coyote: Well, of course it would be.

Anna Nicole: (To camera) There ya’ go.

Ginger Coyote: I love that one.

Anna Nicole: That wasn’t-

Ginger Coyote: I like anything you people do.

Anna Nicole: Even this? (Anna starts to dance)

Ginger Coyote: Oh, that. (He/She starts to dance with her)



Anna Nicole: What do you do for a livin’ Ginger?

Ginger Coyote: Well, I have a punk rock band called “The White Trash Debutantes”

Anna Nicole: Oh! That’s so interesting! That was my stripper name, “White Trash Debutante”!

Ginger Coyote: Really?

Anna Nicole: No.

(Cut to Anna, who is holding a Capricorn this time instead of Howard, with Bud standing next to some children)

Anna Nicole: I’d love to have a child. (Anna puts her arm around one of the kids)



Bud: They’re on sale; you have to take them both.

Anna Nicole: Oh, can I take this one? (She picks her up)

Bud: We’d like to not split up the set.

(Anna walks away carrying the little girl, as her brother follows behind them)

(Cut to Anna standing with the kids again, this time they are both walking freely)

Anna Nicole: Ok, lets go to the check-out…

(They start to walk by display on there way out)

Anna Nicole: And some cups… Hey, kids… (She hands a cup to the girl) I’ma name you Clementine. (She hands a cup to the boy) And I’ma name you Levi. YOU’RE GROUNDED! (Anna giggles as they walk away)



(Cut out to the Q.D.E. Logo)



Anna Nicole Voiceover: (From “Anna Nicole Commercial Countdown #2”) “OH! MORE QUARTERS, I WAS ALMOST THERE!”

FADE TO BLACK

[Pizzotty]

Originally posted by Texas

(Referring to the gross looking drag queen)

(He/She starts to dance with her)

LMAO!


Great work with the transcript, Trey.

[Texas]

Originally posted by Potora


LMAO!


Great work with the transcript, Trey.

Well I didn't know what else to call... it... Thanks, I still have to do "Celebrity Quarters" and then I'll be done.