[MADtv] Anna Nicole Commercial Countdown #1 (#821)

[Texas]

Anna Nicole Smith: Stephnie Weir


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(Fade in to Anna Nicole riding in a limo with Howard’s urn on her lap, heading to the MADtv “V.I.P. Commercial Countdown Party”)



Anna Nicole: Hey everybody! Anna Nicole Smith, and I have been invited to MADtv’s- as MADtv’s special V.I.P. guest for their “Commercial Countdown Party”. And I could only bring one person; I had to choose between Kimmy, and Daniel, or Howard… And I decided that… This Howard! (Anna holds up Howard’s urn, laughing) Is my Howard, he’s my plus one. He’s so excited, he’s gonna blow his top! (She takes the top of Howard’s urn off, as if he “blew his top”, and giggles to herself) Woo!



(Cut to an outside view of the limo)

Anna Nicole: There’s gonna be a red carpet, I’ma have my picture taken, everybody go, Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna!



(Cut back to Anna inside the car)

Anna Nicole: I hope Billy Ray Cyrus is there. That’s who I’d like… Cause’ I like people with three names, like me, Anna Nicole Smith. (Anna starts counting on her fingers, naming other celebrities with three names) Melissa Joan Hart, Sarah Michelle Gellar. We’ll have a, a three- threesome. All three people, with three names, havin’ threesomes. Cause’ I - am - Horney.



(The limo stops)

Anna Nicole: (Talking to Howard’s urn) All right, we’re here. We’re here honey. You ready? Let's do this! (Anna edges across the seats to get out, causing her dress to ride up) Woo! Look at this! (Anna starts to open the door, but stops and adjusts her clothes first) (Talking to herself) Oh, cover my privates. How come nobody’s getting’ my door?!



FADE TO BLACK

[Viper]

Another good job on the Anna transcript, I'm sure Newt will soon be adding her sketches to the character section

[newt007]

Originally posted by Viper
Another good job on the Anna transcript, I'm sure Newt will soon be adding her sketches to the character section

Yeah, she deserves a subforum now. MysterE has to add the subforum, then I can move them.

[MysterE]

Originally posted by newt007

Yeah, she deserves a subforum now. MysterE has to add the subforum, then I can move them.

Done.

[Texas]

Woo!I acomplished my goal! ...I still have quite a few transcripts left though...

IM SO HAPPY!!!!