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Old 07/27/2005, 6:41 AM
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Default Lowered Expectations: Manny (#322)

Manny – Will Sasso
Announcer (Voice only) – Nicole Sullivan

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Announcer:
Manny #343



Manny: Hey Ladies how are you doing tonight? Like I care
*Points to the camera man* This guy knows what I’m talking about huh?
Hey guess what, my girlfriend just dumped me last week
I know I know, just think of all the money I’m gonna save
*Points to the camera man* This guy clearly knows what I’m saying, huh buddy?
But no, seriously I’d love to get in a relationship…because I’m a masochist…cause I’m a masochist
You see two people in love, what’s the deal on that? He’s all "blah blah blah" and she’s all "na na na", ha ha,



No but seriously ladies I should tell you I’m already in relationship…with my right hand! Ha ha ha



hey maybe you want me to break it off, oooh the relationship not my hand!
Ha ha ha ha, Is this thing on? *taps the mic*



And you know what I like in a woman?...ME!...ME!



Ha, Because the Ladies like you to look good, they want you to look good you know
I go down to the beach the other day, working on my tan, I lye down in the sand,
they start to push me in the water! KEEP ‘EM WET!



*Points to the camera man* THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

No, but seriously I’d love to meet a woman who um...



...has a sense of humor…and a job…and a…a nice couch…and likes to drink……a lot.
I think this guy…knows what I’m….talking about

Announcer: For Manny Press #343



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