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Old 03/11/2002, 11:03 PM
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Default Sketches that made you cry

What sketches were so heart warming that you just had to shed a tear?
The sketch that made me want to cry was the one with the lady(Sully), a man(Pat), and a baby in a park....
Out of no where this Wesley Snipes looking black guy(Aires Spears) comes and says, "I want to hold your baby"...."Dis is a cute baby"..."I am going to give the baby back to you now"....Then his friend Spike(Will Sasso) comes out and says, "Can I hold your baby?" "Dats a cute baby"....
So then the two thug guys tell the woman and the man that they'll take care of the baby, except on Sunday because thats when he(Aires) goes biking with his gang. Pat then says, "I have a bike, what do you think about me going biking with you sometime?" then Aires says, "No...No way"
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Old 03/12/2002, 1:56 AM
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The Wizard Of Oz Lost Footage sketch right near the end, when Jasper the one legged slave is f*cking Dorothy in the bushes screaming 'Who's the Wizard, baby? Who's the Wizard??' That bit always has me in tears.

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Old 03/12/2002, 6:55 AM
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The closing of #630 was pretty close...

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Old 03/13/2002, 8:50 AM
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Kai...you are sick

I loved that thug babysitter sketch. But the most heartwarming sketch I think is a tie between "Spishak christmas" and "Stuart visits his grandparents".

"Stuart do your beer commercial..."

"Let me do it"

"Stuart do your beer commercial for grandpa...STUART DO YOUR BEER COMMERCIAL FOR GRANDPA!"

(pause)

"Wass...up..."

Grandpa: "Wheres my beer?"


Awww...
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Old 03/13/2002, 9:36 AM
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The last Vancome Lady sketch mad me sad knowing we'll likely never see this person ever, ever again!

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Old 03/14/2002, 1:40 PM
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I remember when I first saw it, before I knew she was leaving. I thought they were just kidding about the whole pulling the plug thing. Although, I kinda figured that when they finally killed her off they would really kill her off!
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Old 03/15/2002, 11:59 AM
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That Vancoma thing you're thinking aabout was NOT the last Vancome Lady one. You may not have the latest episodes yet but that sketch was never continued and Nicole took a lead of absence and opened up as Vancome Lady for Kiss. Season 4 Vancome sketches, the season 5 one were all very good! I'm talking about Vancome's Last Stand (#625) where she returned to the make-up counter and this time didn't get fired and ended with a musical!

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Old 03/15/2002, 9:59 PM
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I never saw that one. I hope it slips by TNN's editors because it really sounds interesting.
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Old 03/18/2002, 7:51 AM
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It was VERY interesting, here are some classic remarks she made during this sketch.

-Lady, we don't allow dogs in here. Oh, and the same goes for the poodle.
-An unemployed mexican? Gee, you won't blend in!
-Lady, the only way you're going to get rid of those wrinkles is a time machine or death. And here at Vancome, we're fresh out of time machines so good luck!
-Getting me fired has as much chance as a Monkey Bone sequel!
- Nelson says---I'm sensative to latino jokes. Vancome says---I thought you'd be sensative to midget jokes!

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