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people are so stupid... always jumping to conclusions. If they actually watched the show and still thought Ms Swan was Asian then they'd also find out that shes smarter than she leads on
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I don't know if this has already been mentioned or not, but...
"Alex's chief inspiration for Ms. Swan is her Czech immigrant grandmother who always used her foreignness and the possibility of misunderstanding to her advantage. She also based Swan on the Icelandic Rock star, Bjork, and on Andy Kaufman's character Latka." http://www.npr.org/programs/theride/aborstein/003.html __________________ As always, please look over the most recent episode guide here and let us know of any additions or corrections. Thank you. |
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![]() I'd like to make Ms. Swan my first custom tape, but unfortunatly I'm lacking season 3. ![]() ![]() Ms. Bunny Swan 304 Eyewitness Swan I 304 Swan #2 307 Eyewitness Swan II ![]() 310 Lowered Expectations: Swan I 310 Lowered Expectations: Swan II 310 Lowered Expectations: Swan III 312 Swan Files 317 Swantonia 318 Spice Girls Auditions: Swan 320 Swan IV: All the President's Manicurists 322 Swan-Thru ![]() 324 Swan Fu (remote) 324 Swan Fu (live) 401 Open: Ms Swan ![]() 401 976-SWAN ![]() 405 Swan-Notized ![]() 406 Swan: Halloween ![]() 409 Ms. Swan: Thanksgiving Monologue ![]() 410 Rick's Dating Game ![]() 411 Swan: Sharpest Image ![]() 413 Swan: ATM Scam ![]() 416 Swan at the Movies #1 ![]() 416 Swan at the Movies #2 ![]() 417 Open: Swan Sings Theme ![]() 419 Felicity ![]() 420 Open: Swan Magic ![]() 422 Open: Swan & Springer ![]() 423 Swan Noir ![]() 502 Swan Homecoming ![]() 507 Swan Homecoming Pt.2 Airplane ![]() 511 Show Open: X-mas Swandie ![]() 511 Show Close: X-mas Swan & Blondie ![]() 515 Swan Homecoming Pt.3 ![]() 518 Swan Homecoming Pt.4 Taxi ![]() 523 Previously on Swan ![]() 523 Swan: The Conclusion ![]() 606 Swan: Customs 622 Swan: Pick Up 630 Swan: Dinner Date Part 2 ![]() 701 Lady MADtv ![]() 702 Swan: Protection ![]() 707 Bunny the Vampire Slayer ![]() 713 Swanbucks ![]() 715 Ms. Swan: She Look Like a Man ![]() 906 Ms Swan: DMV ![]() __________________ As always, please look over the most recent episode guide here and let us know of any additions or corrections. Thank you. |
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I like Alex too. She is my second favorite on the show. Mo being the first.
Mystere, thats some Ms.Swan sketches you got there! __________________ [color= red] Cake. it my favorite. Cake. I wish I had some now. Cake. It comes in flavors like chocolate and regular. Cake. DON'T FORGET THE FROSTING. Cake. Share it with a friend. [/color] ___________________ |
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Anyone know what is going on with her and Will's movie "Box-Office Gross"? I have't heard anything about it for about a year.
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Since Family Guy is coming back, FOX has gotten all the Family Guy ppl back together, so not only will Alex continue to do the voices and writing, but I hear that she's been promoted to executive producer.
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Do you guys think there is any chance that Alex would come back for the 10th aniversary? (considering there might be a 10th aniversary). I hope she does and I hope she does ms. swan.
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Any of you know if Alex wrote any of the scripts to the Ms. Swan episodes......i need the information for a speech thing for school....also...does anyone know if there is any sort of published material about Ms. Swan......scripts...anything? Everyone's help is appreciated.
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hey, i was watching tv the other day, and the preview to "Catwoman" came on. I could have sworn I saw Alex in it. I don't know, i didn't get a good look. Does anyone know if that was her. If it was, good luck to her, i'm happy for her.
__________________ I'VE GOT A LITTLE RED BOW / AND I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU / CUZ I KNOW YOU'RE NOT FAIR / I DON'T GET IT / OH WELL / AND YOU COLOR MY SKIN / AND THE COLORS DON'T BLEND / CUZ I'M GONNA GET YOU / AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO / THERE'S A YELLOW BRICK ROAD / THAT WE FOLLOW BACK HOME / CUZ I KNOW YOU CAN'T WAIT / YOUR BELLIGERENT HATE / THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME / I'VE GOT A SOUTHERN BELLE, TOO / IN HER RUBY-RED SHOES / WITH A BODY OF STRAW / ARE YOU SICK OF IT ALL / THERE'S A MAN MADE OF TIN / WITH AN OIL-CAN GRIN / AND I'M GONNA GET YOU / AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO /THERE'S A YELLOW BRICK ROAD / THAT WE FOLLOW BACK HOME / AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T WAIT / YOUR BELLIGERENT HATE / THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME / THERE'S A LITTLE WHITE PORCH / AND YOU WANTED IT SO / CAN YOU / LET ME GO DOWN / TO THE END OF THE ROAD? / IN THE BLACK AND THE WHITE / TECHNICOLORFUL LIFE / CAN I STAND BY YOUR SIDE? / WE CAN MAKE IT ALRIGHT / CUZ I'M HOME / THERE'S A LITTLE WHITE PORCH / AND YOU WANTED IT SO / CAN YOU LET ME GO DOWN / TO THE END OF THE ROAD? / IN THE BLACK AND THE WHITE / TECHNICOLORFUL LIFE / THEN ANOTHER ARRIVED / IT'S A COWARDLY LION / WHAT I WANT FROM THIS WORLD / WHAT I WANT TO RESOLVE / WELL I WANT YOU TO STAY / SO I WASH YOU AWAY / I DON'T WANNA BE BOLD / I DON'T WANNA BE COLD / I DON'T WANNA GROW OLD / I DON'T WANNA GO HOME! < Breaking Benjamin - "Home" |
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Yes it was her. She's in the movie playing Halle Berry's best friend.
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Wow. Good for her. Glad to see she's doing great.
__________________ I'VE GOT A LITTLE RED BOW / AND I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU / CUZ I KNOW YOU'RE NOT FAIR / I DON'T GET IT / OH WELL / AND YOU COLOR MY SKIN / AND THE COLORS DON'T BLEND / CUZ I'M GONNA GET YOU / AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO / THERE'S A YELLOW BRICK ROAD / THAT WE FOLLOW BACK HOME / CUZ I KNOW YOU CAN'T WAIT / YOUR BELLIGERENT HATE / THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME / I'VE GOT A SOUTHERN BELLE, TOO / IN HER RUBY-RED SHOES / WITH A BODY OF STRAW / ARE YOU SICK OF IT ALL / THERE'S A MAN MADE OF TIN / WITH AN OIL-CAN GRIN / AND I'M GONNA GET YOU / AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO /THERE'S A YELLOW BRICK ROAD / THAT WE FOLLOW BACK HOME / AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T WAIT / YOUR BELLIGERENT HATE / THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME / THERE'S A LITTLE WHITE PORCH / AND YOU WANTED IT SO / CAN YOU / LET ME GO DOWN / TO THE END OF THE ROAD? / IN THE BLACK AND THE WHITE / TECHNICOLORFUL LIFE / CAN I STAND BY YOUR SIDE? / WE CAN MAKE IT ALRIGHT / CUZ I'M HOME / THERE'S A LITTLE WHITE PORCH / AND YOU WANTED IT SO / CAN YOU LET ME GO DOWN / TO THE END OF THE ROAD? / IN THE BLACK AND THE WHITE / TECHNICOLORFUL LIFE / THEN ANOTHER ARRIVED / IT'S A COWARDLY LION / WHAT I WANT FROM THIS WORLD / WHAT I WANT TO RESOLVE / WELL I WANT YOU TO STAY / SO I WASH YOU AWAY / I DON'T WANNA BE BOLD / I DON'T WANNA BE COLD / I DON'T WANNA GROW OLD / I DON'T WANNA GO HOME! < Breaking Benjamin - "Home" |
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How often do MADtv cast members get articles about them on TVguide online? Not very often!
Bratt's the Cat's meow Benjamin Bratt may be Halle Berry's official scratching post in the upcoming Catwoman feature film, but she wasn't the only cast member he made purr. Turns out Mad TV grad Alex Borstein, who plays Berry's bosom buddy in the movie, also wanted to sink her claws into the former Law & Order hunk! The funny lady's desire to lap up Talisa Soto's husband began years ago, when she was interviewing celebrities for the Fox skitcom. "I embarrassed him on the red carpet," Borstein confesses to TV Guide Online. "He's one of the few male celebrities that when I saw him coming — I think it was at the VH1 Awards — I genuinely melted a bit, like, 'He is really, really cute!' So I just kind of made a [fool] out of myself and maybe jumped on him or something." Getting all co-starstruck would have been humiliating enough for the actress, currently at work on a big-screen adaptation of beloved Mad-woman Miss Swan. However, to make matters worse, the object of her obsession had total recall! "He remembered [the incident], so that was embarrassing!" she groans, adding quickly that she refrained from inviting the married man back to her dressing room for a saucer of milk. "He has a little baby who visited the set, and he looks really happy. Everyone [on the Catwoman set] was really nice. Boring, I guess!" We couldn't have said it any better ourselves. http://www.tvguide.com/news/insider/040603c.asp I'd take the "Ms Swan movie" information with a grain of salt. __________________ What happened to Andrae? ![]() |
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May 21, 2004
We had our first Family Guy record session yesterday. It was great! I can't tell you how much fun it was to hear the old familiar voices again. Seth was in good form as he flipped between Peter, Brian and Stewie for hours. I was happy to be Lois once again and tickled to say "Diane," as Tricia Takanawa. Ttickets are now on sale for my live Los Angeles show on August 14, 2004. You can visit the theatre's website for some info on the venue and ticket sales at: www.alextheatre.org You will notice on the theatre's website that they recommend the show for ages 16+ and here's why: some filthy language. The decision is up to you and your parents, but be warned, my mouth needs a bath! Please note that the Chicago date has not yet been set, but we are still shooting for September. It looks like the Catwoman publicity machine is in motion! I have heard that I am in the movie preview, but have yet to see it myself. Last night's benifit show for Cure Autism Now at Bang Theatre in Los Angeles, went very well. The show was really funny and the cause was really worthy, so thanks to all who came out for it. That's all for now. Check in soon! XOXO Alex Alex and her husband Jackson have been keeping busy working with Dan Myrick (Blair Witch Project) on his amazing, new project. He is creating an independant experimental feature titled, "The Strand." It is a one hour window into the lives of various characters living in Venice, California. Check it out at www.gearheadpictures.com Alex Finally Tells the Truth! Join Alex and Stephnie Weir at Bang Studio in L.A. for a benefit for Cure Autism Now on May 20, 2004 at 8PM. It's called The Truth and it's all improvised. Min. $20 donation at the door. www.bangstudio.com See Alex in a small cameo role in "SEEING OTHER PEOPLE." A new, independent film now in theatres in New York, Chicago and Los Angeles. Find out more at: www.seeingtotherpeoplethemovie www.alexborstein.com __________________ What happened to Andrae? ![]() |
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If someone else wants to post this as news, fine, go ahead. I'm choosing not to because I don't get the GSN channel and most likely hardly anyone else does either, but here's the article anyways:
'CELEBRITY BLACKJACK' Premieres July 5 Exclusively on GSN Thursday May 27, 2:09 pm ET Jason Alexander, Shannon Elizabeth, Snoop Dogg, Billy Baldwin, Eddie Griffin, Richard Belzer, Shannen Doherty and Camryn Manheim are Among the 25 Celebrities Playing for Charity SANTA MONICA, Calif., May 27 /PRNewswire/ -- GSN, the network for games, will premiere CELEBRITY BLACKJACK, a six-episode series featuring 25 celebrities playing for their favorite charities on Monday, July 5 (10:00 -- 11:00 PM ET/PT). The winner earns an impressive $100,000 donation. Joining hosts Matt Vasgersian (lead TV broadcaster for the San Diego Padres) and Alex Borstein ("Mad TV," "Cat Woman"), are celebrities Jason Alexander, Billy Baldwin, Richard Belzer, Dean Cain, Andy Dick, Snoop Dogg, Shannen Doherty, Shannon Elizabeth, Willie Garson, Eddie Griffin, Melissa Joan Hart, D.L. Hughley, Jamie Kennedy, Camryn Manheim, John Melendez, Shelley Morrison, Kevin Nealon, Rodney Peete, Bijou Phillips, Chynna Phillips, Caroline Rhea, Hal Sparks, Ben Stein, Mark Steines and Marissa Jaret Winokur. CELEBRITY BLACKJACK is produced by Pariah. Executive producer Gavin Polone's credits include "Panic Room," "Secret Window," "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and "Gilmore Girls." Andrew Golder ("Star Search," "Win Ben Stein's Money") also will executive produce the series. Jonathan Frank serves as executive in charge of production for Pariah. Each episode will feature five celebrities playing tournament-style with professional blackjack player "Hollywood Dave" Stann, one of the finalists on GSN's hit series WORLD SERIES OF BLACKJACK, dealing the cards. In tournament-style blackjack, the player with the most money at the end of a set number of hands (in this case, 21) is deemed the winner. Each player starts with $100,000. The minimum bet is $1,000 and the maximum is $25,000 for the first 10 hands only. After that, the minimum increases to $5,000 with no maximum. In the final hand of CELEBRITY BLACKJACK, the players write down their secret bets. As an added twist, CELEBRITY BLACKJACK includes the play of four jokers in the six-deck shoe; any player dealt a joker may steal a card from any hand still in play. The six-episode series features five tournaments of five members with each respective winner advancing to the sixth and final episode. Each player will receive $10,000 for their charity and the winner of each game earns $25,000 and the chance to make it $100,000 if they win in the final round. Following is an episodic breakdown of the series: Monday, July 5 (10:00 -- 11:00 PM ET/PT) Snoop Dogg Shannon Elizabeth Jason Alexander Camryn Manheim Kevin Nealon Monday, July 12 (10:00 -- 11:00 PM ET/PT) Richard Belzer Chynna Phillips Marissa Jaret Winokur Andy Dick Mark Steines Monday, July 19 (10:00 -- 11:00 PM ET/PT) Eddie Griffin Jamie Kennedy Melissa Joan Hart Hal Sparks Dean Cain Monday, July 26 (10:00 -- 11:00 PM ET/PT) Shannen Doherty Caroline Rhea D.L. Hughley Willie Garson Bijou Phillips Monday, August 2 (10:00 -- 11:00 PM ET/PT) Billy Baldwin Ben Stein Shelley Morrison Rodney Peete John Melendez Monday, August 9 (10:00 -- 11:00 PM ET/PT) Finals featuring the winners from the first five shows GSN, the Network for Games, is the only U.S. television network dedicated to game-related programming and interactive game playing. The network features game shows, reality series, documentaries, video game programs and casino games. As the industry leader in interactivity, GSN features 84 hours per week of interactive programming, which allows viewers a chance to win prizes by playing along with GSN's televised games via GSN.com. For further media information, visit GSN's press website at corp.gsn.com. http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/040527/lath071_1.html __________________ As always, please look over the most recent episode guide here and let us know of any additions or corrections. Thank you. |
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i've seen the trailer for catwoman and haven't seen alex yet...maybe i should watch it again...NOW
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__________________ I'VE GOT A LITTLE RED BOW / AND I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU / CUZ I KNOW YOU'RE NOT FAIR / I DON'T GET IT / OH WELL / AND YOU COLOR MY SKIN / AND THE COLORS DON'T BLEND / CUZ I'M GONNA GET YOU / AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO / THERE'S A YELLOW BRICK ROAD / THAT WE FOLLOW BACK HOME / CUZ I KNOW YOU CAN'T WAIT / YOUR BELLIGERENT HATE / THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME / I'VE GOT A SOUTHERN BELLE, TOO / IN HER RUBY-RED SHOES / WITH A BODY OF STRAW / ARE YOU SICK OF IT ALL / THERE'S A MAN MADE OF TIN / WITH AN OIL-CAN GRIN / AND I'M GONNA GET YOU / AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO /THERE'S A YELLOW BRICK ROAD / THAT WE FOLLOW BACK HOME / AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T WAIT / YOUR BELLIGERENT HATE / THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME / THERE'S A LITTLE WHITE PORCH / AND YOU WANTED IT SO / CAN YOU / LET ME GO DOWN / TO THE END OF THE ROAD? / IN THE BLACK AND THE WHITE / TECHNICOLORFUL LIFE / CAN I STAND BY YOUR SIDE? / WE CAN MAKE IT ALRIGHT / CUZ I'M HOME / THERE'S A LITTLE WHITE PORCH / AND YOU WANTED IT SO / CAN YOU LET ME GO DOWN / TO THE END OF THE ROAD? / IN THE BLACK AND THE WHITE / TECHNICOLORFUL LIFE / THEN ANOTHER ARRIVED / IT'S A COWARDLY LION / WHAT I WANT FROM THIS WORLD / WHAT I WANT TO RESOLVE / WELL I WANT YOU TO STAY / SO I WASH YOU AWAY / I DON'T WANNA BE BOLD / I DON'T WANNA BE COLD / I DON'T WANNA GROW OLD / I DON'T WANNA GO HOME! < Breaking Benjamin - "Home" |
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