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Old 05/06/2005, 2:50 PM
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Post Monologue: Orlando-Fruit Cake vs. Santa (#109)

I thought this monologue was very funny!

Orlando Jones-Himself

Orlando- "Howdy folks!"

Audience- "Hi Orlando!"

Orlando- "Lets chat, shall we? This has been something that has pleged my mind every Christmas and its time we get right to it."

(Orlando takes out a fruit cake and a statue of a black Santa.)

Orlando- "Fruit cake vs. Santa. Now both are high amendoms of sugar and candy. Both can get stuck in your damn chimney. Both are loaded with rum, but fruit cake can still legally drive. Both can kill small children. Santa, with a sudden machine gun. Fruit cake, if it lands on a soft spot. Now the tradition of Santa is passed down from generations to generation and so have most fruit cakes. Santa, has reindeer. Fruit cake, probebly contains reindeer. Both touch the hearts of millions, but fruit cake also touches your colon and clogs your artires. There is really only one difference between these two, Santa isn't delisous."

(Audience cheers.)

Orlando- "Its good man. It sure is good."

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