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Old 07/29/2005, 11:53 PM
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Default Lowered Expectations: Mrs. Barone (#312)

Mrs. Jewel Barone - Mary Scheer
Announcer (Voice Only) - Nicole Sullivan

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Announcer: Mrs. Barone #863



The name - Jewel Barone, my sign - Cancer
Turnons - Emphysema, stoners, and a wheeze & hack in the morning.
Turnoffs - Exercise and Oxygen!



This lucky strike is lookin’ for one cool camel to light up her life with some second hand smoke!



I need a man who likes to smoke, who likes a lady who likes to smoke even more



Errrrrrrr there it is
I offer plenty of matches and nights of low aerobic passion
*Struggles to stand up*
I’m only 35 and still maintain my girlish charm and figure



See how smoking helps me keep my weight down
So, if you’re single and have at least one working lung, give us a call

*Coughs up blood*

Glamorous!

Announcer: For Mrs. Barone Press #863



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