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Old 08/15/2004, 9:44 PM
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Default Artie Lange (Old School)

Old School is a comedy about three grown men who decide to start a fraternity. It stars Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrel. Artie Lange's character (Booker) is a Co-Worker of Luke Wilson's character (Mitch) who, along with Matt Walsh's character (Walsh) , wants to join the fraternity. Previous to this point in the movie Mitch has rejected Walsh's plea to be in the fraternity and has even denied being in a fraternity at all.

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Booker: Artie Lange
Walsh: Matt Walsh
Mitch Martin: Luke Wilson
Goldberg (Mitch's boss): Terry O'Quin

(Booker and Walsh and in the breakroom discussing what appears to be star wars when Mitch enters)

Walsh: He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker.

Mitch: Hey guys still wanna be in the fraternity?

(Booker and Walsh look at each other apprehensively)

Booker: We've been waiting all semester for you to ask us that.

Mitch: Good, I need your help with something. Off the record, you do this you're in.

Walsh: Sir, yes sir.

Mitch: Kay, Walsh I need you to track down a copy of University code 7-A then fax is to this number immediately. (Hands Walsh a slip of paper)

(Goldberg enters the break room)

Walsh: Got it.

Goldberg: Martin I need to talk to you

Mitch: Give me five minutes okay? Booker I need you to make 2 copies of this petition, have it notorized, and then message it over to 34 Langely (Hands Booker papers) And then I need you to-

Goldberg: (Interrupting angrily) Listen! Donald tells me you got these guys working prep for the arbitration. Now I told you 5 times I want them working the sunshine square deal!

Mitch: (Angrily yelling back) Well, I locked the sunshine square deal yesterday so now I have them helping with the arbitration. And I'd appreciate it if youd let me handle my own team and don't get on my ass everytime I'm trying to do something!

Goldberg: Alright. Wanna make sure you're on top of it.

Mitch: Well, I am.

Goldberg: Well good, carry on.

(Mr. Springbook leaves)

Walsh: See (punches Booker) that's why they call him the godfather.

Mitch: Just take care of it.

(end scene)

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Walsh: See (punches Booker) that's why they call him the godfather.
I wonder if Arthie had a stuntdouble for this appearance? It would be interesting.

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OMG, this was like the best 11 words of the whole movie. It's so awesome to see him in actual movies!

I love Artie!

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OMG, this was like the best 11 words of the whole movie. It's so awesome to see him in actual movies!

I love Artie!
I bet this appearance will give him a giant boost in his career. Forget "The Howard Stern Show"... Arthy will be on "The Oprah Winfrey Show".

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I bet this appearance will give him a giant boost in his career. Forget "The Howard Stern Show"... Arthy will be on "The Oprah Winfrey Show".
Totally! Sometimes I think Arties knows I exsist, and those are the happiest moments of my life!

Old School 2 is coming out, and Artie will be in it. I can't wait!!!!

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PietaPorkets you mispelt Artie... its not Arties its Artie

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Oh okay thanks sarducci...I got my cast info off of imdb.com...but it will be changed

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OMG, I have to say (And I hope this doesn't make me sound gay), that Artie is HOT, and I heard that he is hung like a bastard. Can anyone confirm?

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OMG!!!!!!!!!! I cnat CONFIRM but if MO was a DUDE SHE'D PROBABLY BE HUNG!!!!!!!!!!...........like a BASTARD I MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OMG IF MO WAS LIKE REALLY HUNG I WOULD KILL MYSELF TOO..........then we'd be in heaven together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OMG, I have to say (And I hope this doesn't make me sound gay), that Artie is HOT, and I heard that he is hung like a bastard. Can anyone confirm?
I can confirm *wink wink*
I also know he likes it while wearing a shirt and a coat.

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OMG!!!!!!!!!! I cnat CONFIRM but if MO was a DUDE SHE'D PROBABLY BE HUNG!!!!!!!!!!...........like a BASTARD I MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OMG IF MO WAS LIKE REALLY HUNG I WOULD KILL MYSELF TOO..........then we'd be in heaven together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like you've been listening to too many rock songs Motoristic, which are the number one causes for death by suicide in case you were wondering.

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i feel like i'm the only one who isn't part of these inside jokes LOL
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LOL, yeah, what's the deal with misspelling everyones name efu_76?

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LOL, yeah, what's the deal with misspelling everyones name efu_76?
Looks like me paying $39.99 for a computer typing improvement kit wasn't quite worth it. Sorry, Meisser.... Myseer.... Mrrr.... Soap

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