[MADtv] CAN ANYoNE DO SWAN?

[i love swan]

can anyone do a drop dead impression of miss swan? i need someone to do my voice mail...

[GlacierMonkey]

YES!!!!! I can do a GREAT Swan, people say it's freaky (which is a little embarrassing, considering I'm a boy in high school).
My friend has a mic on his computer, so I could try recording something and e-mailing it to you. What do you want "Swan" to say?

[i love swan]

WOW, awsome thanx SO MUCH, i used to do a uncanny impression, but now my voice cant do it anymore, LOL, i was thinking something along the lines of

Okay, yeah, no (you know her babble) than something like

this is Jesse's Pager, everything you tell me...(more bable, anything you think is funny...thanx)

my email is nerd_love@hotmail.com

thanx a bunch

[snug_a_lug]

I know what you mean ... i'm a girl in high school and I can "do" Stuart and that 'I dont get it' guy that dugas did I wish a could do trina or stuarts mom

[CrayZBoutMo0430]

hey i can do a really good swan impression but i dont hav voice mail sry... ok cya

[GlacierMonkey]

I can do Trina, Stuart, and a little Lorraine, too!!

[Antonio]

I can do Steven Seagal, Tony Soprano (perfectly), Robert Deniro, Al Pacino, and Kenny Rogers (the old one when it was funny). People laugh so hard when I do Marvin Tikvah. My girlfriends are always asking me to do Stuart even though I can't stand him.
I've tried to do Swan but I can't. It's gotta be the hardest impression on the show. You've gotta be really talented to talk that fast with a high voice. "Gorgous, pretty, beauty, nail salon"
-Antonio

[tarzapam]

all i can do is that "huh" and cough that lorraine does and i think everyone can prety much do lida and melina when they say
don't call me stoopid, stoopid

[jeremy]

I can do an impression of Michael McDonald doing an impression of Stuart.(From last week's episode)