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Old 08/24/2010, 10:00 PM
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I went to the dentist yesterday, they said I will need to get a tooth pulled, but it is just a baby tooth. I still have baby teeth. I am a LOSER.

Since I have no more plans to go on dates, I will tell you about a bad one that I have had.
This was my last one, before the one I just went on.
I met up with him one sunny summer eve, in an outdoor bar.

Now here I must tell you, that I have a horizontal scar along the right side of my neck, but it's never seemed to bother anyone besides myself.

So I sit down...

Him: What happened to your neck?
Me: Um. I had thyroid cancer.
<long pause>
Him: Like George Bush Sr.
Me: I don't really know.

Ugh. So awkward. He was very judgmental of everything I said and liked.
I think it was my shortest.... you know, it wasn't even a date. It was really just a strange, strange meeting.

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Old 08/24/2010, 10:04 PM
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Wow way to think on your feet. Hey you had cancer like this president you probably didn't even like...

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Old 08/24/2010, 10:42 PM
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I honestly thought he was gonna list off people that had thyroid cancer. lol

Also, like, he asked me about what music I liked and every one I said he was like "Oh but they're old. I only support new music." What a un-hip hipster like think to say. It got to the point were the last time he said that I was like "That's fucking stupid."

Not like he cared.

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Old 08/26/2010, 12:34 AM
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So as of right now, i'm being asked out over Twitter.
Isn't technology crazy?
Total hipster btw
Bicycle riding, organic loving son of a bitch

Me: I' just interviewed for an internship at Madison Square Garden
Him: They're so corporate.
Me:

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Old 08/27/2010, 9:25 PM
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I made cookies. They're really good.
I'm pretty much the best chick ever.

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Old 08/28/2010, 2:28 AM
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i like to eat cookie dough.so yeah u win
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Old 08/28/2010, 2:45 AM
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Were they chocolate?

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Old 08/28/2010, 10:42 AM
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i like to eat cookie dough.so yeah u win
I ate a lot of cookie dough. Waiting for salmonella.

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Were they chocolate?
Again, if you had facebook, you'd not only know, but have a picture.
Walnut/Cranberry Oatmeal. They are so good.

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Old 08/28/2010, 10:15 PM
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Today I went to the donut shop in my neighborhood and me and a friend got red velvet donut ice cream sandwiches. AMAZEBALLZ.
I feel so fat so I took a huge walk around Brooklyn. It was nice out except all the hipsters standing in the middle of the street like mongoloids...

For those of you not on FB, the big news this week was that my neighbor got my mail and put it inside the apartment while I was out. I was really upset/pissed because she's only supposed to do that when my grandparents are on vacation and even though they are, i'm not and i've been getting the mail.
Also, who the fuck is she? I coulda been in the apartment... privacy people, jesus.

My AZN stalker is going to be in Manhattan for a party, and wanted to "duck out early" to see me. I told him I can't, that my mother and I are going to buy shoes. I mused, "She's mad I only like sneakers."
And he said....
"You do look good in chucks"
Is that weird? I think it's weird.

Ugh.

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Old 09/01/2010, 3:26 PM
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Today I wet to the dentist to get two baby teeth extracted cause they never came out.
I cried like a bitch. I've had 8 major surgeries in my life and I did not freak out as much as I did today.
I usually have a high threshold for pain but not when it comes to my mouth. I needed like, 5 shots of novocain. They couldn't give me anything else because I was by myself and taking the subway home.

I contemplated going to the movies, because I got passes to a free screening of CATFISH for tonight, but i'm in such fucking pain that I'd rather not.


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Tremendous thread. Tremendous.

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Old 09/06/2010, 6:44 PM
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Tremendous thread. Tremendous.
I know you mean that in the most sincere way.

School tomorrowz. Word!
Commute tomorrowz.

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Old 09/10/2010, 2:18 PM
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I had a birthday party at a pizza place/bar last night. It was actually fu and people showed up and I was awesome.

Then one of my guests wandered off and left me with her $15 tab. Not happy.
I took her shit until I get repaid.

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Old 09/12/2010, 12:49 AM
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Taking my friend thats new to the city to a house party makes you look cool, but bringing your tourist friend to a house party that gets bustd by cops makes you look even cooler.

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Old 09/17/2010, 5:45 PM
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Old 09/17/2010, 8:42 PM
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Eh. They were just like
"There's too many of you drinking on the roof. Get down you crazy kids! And no more pot! Also, be quiet!"

But my friends were intimidated/impressed.

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Old 09/19/2010, 3:12 AM
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seriously...they said no more pot??? thats some cool cops,most would be like...raaahhhh ARRESTED!!!
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Old 09/19/2010, 10:13 AM
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seriously...they said no more pot??? thats some cool cops,most would be like...raaahhhh ARRESTED!!!
Yeah. Most times when the cops break up parties they really don't want to have to make it a big deal. There was about 30 of us, on a roof of a residence, and it was really late. They just wanted us to stop.

It was also 9/11, they probably had real riots to break up prior and were tired, lol

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Old 09/19/2010, 2:58 PM
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Well you know those Ground Zero Mosque protesters. You must be really annoyed by that stuff by now huh Pita.

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Old 09/19/2010, 3:03 PM
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I don't spend a lot of time in the financial district so I haven't seen any. It seems to have died down really.

Also, apparently the Imam in charge of the center is a slumlord. He owns property in Jersey that has tons of violations so he's all in trouble and stuff.

Wah wahhh.

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