[MADtv] Public School House Rock: Interjections (#715)

[newt007]

Public School House Rock!

(sung)
When Christopher walked into class, uh huh huh
There was no place to sit his ASS
Instead of rejection
He raised an objection
Yet, christopher shouted some interjections

C:
Damn! This sucks! Screw this!
Yo, this ain't fair!
How come I don't get a chair?

(sung)
Interjection
Damn!
It's a big word
Screw!
That you can't spell
Sucks!
'Cause there's too many kids in the classroom
And there's not enough books to go around (kids fighting over book entitled "Heather has 2 mommies")
It's a bitch when you gotta go to a public school

When Desire opened her book
Uh huh huh
She had to take a second look
Nixon is prez
Yes, that's what it says
So, Dez started shouting some interjections

D:
Crap! This Blows!
How am I gonna learn History
When the book only goes to '73!
Eat me!

(sung)
Interjection
Crap!
It's a big work
Blows!
That you can't spell
Eat me!
'Cause there's too many kids in the classroom
And there's not enough books to go around (kids fighting over book entitled "Heather has 2 mommies")
It's a bitch when you gotta go to a public school

So, if you're pissed
Damn!
And seen
Crap!
Really mad
Screw this!
And getting mean
Eat me!
Then, interjection is the thing to shout
THIS BLOWS!

Interjection
It's a big word (Intrageecjun)
That you can't spell (innerjectine)
That you can't spell (intrajekchin)
That you can't spell (inteerjucshun)
That YOOOU Can't spell (indurgekchan)

C:
Damn! Ain't it a Bitch!

[MADfan2004]

Good job! I'm surprised LeachC hasn't responded yet, considering his avatar...