[MADtv] Public School House Rock: Nouns (#717)

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Voice- Debra Wilson

Public School House Rock!

(song)
Every person that you fear
And every thing that is severe
And every place yo won't go near
You see they're nouns

A noun is something that you need
So by 12th grade you'll learn to read
Don't make me get up into your face
A noun's a person, thing, or place

Oh, I went to a school, went to a school, to a public school
I thought that kids, classrooms, and teachers would be real cool
But the hallways were filled with gangs
They were packin' guns, and knives and chains
Oh, I went to a school, went to a school, to a public school

Well any person that you fear...
Like a gangbanger or a crackhead
And anything that is severe...
Like a gun or a teachers union
And any place you won't go near...
Like the hallway or a bathroom
You see they're nouns, you see they're nouns

Oh, I walked down tha hall and I thought that I would flip
So much grafitti, it looked like an acid trip
I went to complain to Pricipal Krupp
But he's out sick and he never shows up
Oh, I walked down tha hall and I thought that I would flip

Well any person that you fear...
Like a a tagger or a drunk principal
And anything that is severe...
Like grafitti or asbestos
And any place you won't go near...
Like the playground or a water fountain (on fire)
You see they're nouns, you see they're nouns

A noun is something that you need
So by 12th grade you'll learn to read
Don't make me get up into your face
A noun's a person, thing, or place

A noun's a person, thing, or place...

My school is all messed up! DAMN!