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Default Johnny Gan Gives Back (#1417)


Fred Willard: Himself
Johnny Gan: Bobby Lee
Sherman Hemsley (Never Speaks): Himself
Isabel Sanford (Never Speaks): Herself
Aries Spears (Never Speaks): Himself
Reba McEntire (Never Speaks): Herself
Announcer (Never Seen): Bill Vogel
Miley Cyrus (Never Speaks): Crista Flanagan
Stuart Larkin (Never Speaks): Michael McDonald


(When something is in brackets and italicized, that means that it is a descriptive moment).

When (off/on-screen) is shown, that means that the actor or actress is not on screen while talking.


(Fred Willard is on the MADtv stage.)

Fred Willard: Folks, MADtv Gives Back is an international event. And to prove that, live via satellite is international funny man Johnny Gan.

(Scene shifts to the video screen with Johnny on it. Bar appears under him that says JOHNNY GAN with LIVE via SATELLITE underneath it).

Johnny Gan: Hello Thailands, and America,

and everyones (bar disappears). Johnny Gan love all of MADtv's ridiculous black characters like the Coach Hines (picture of Sherman Hemsley appears with the words Coach Hines under it.

Screen goes back to Johnny
). Bunifas (picture of Isabel Sanford is shown with the words Bunifas under it.

Screen goes back to Johnny
). And the Aries Spears (picture of Aries Spears comes up with the words Aries Spears underneath it.

Screen goes back to Johnny
). Johnny Gan wanna give back too. So here now are prizes you can get when you give moneys to the MADtv. And everyones. For $50.00, Johnny Gan will give you $40.00 (picture of $40.00 appears. Off-Screen).

For $100.00 (on-screen) you get Johnny Gan version of the games Clues (picture comes up of a back alley with a question mark on a bag with a foot sticking out of it.

). It was me in the sex dungeon with the Reese Witherspoons (on-screen) hard and sloppy, the Johnny Gan way (Johnny does a bringing down arms motion as he says the last line).

For $500.00 donation you get premium package that include a year supply of #1 Thai snack foods (Dong Jerky packets appear. Off-Screen). Dong Jerky (Picture disappears.

Picture of cat stickers appears
). These cat stickers (Picture disappears.

Picture of someone handing off a bag of sand to someone else appears
). A bag of sand that make beach anywhere you want.

Signed picture of Reba McEntire signed by me

(on-screen) Johnny Gan (off-screen. Picture of a shoe appears). Thai running shoe.

(On-Screen). Only one (off-screen. Picture of a puppy appears). And this puppy suitable for pet or food.

(On-Screen). Okay, call now (number appears in Taiwanese), bye.

(Scene goes back to the MADtv stage. Fred is not there).

Announcer: Coming up, teen tycoon Miley Cyrus (picture appears).

And a special tribute to Stuart (picture appears).

So stick around, or don't. I don't care. Daddy gets paid either way.

(Sketch Ends).


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