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Old 04/27/2003, 7:52 PM
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Default Antonia: Perfume (#415)

I don't know the episode #, so can you help out an old chum? Thanks!

Anno: Announcer
Ant: Antonia

Anno: Antonia.

Ant: Hello!

Anno: Antonia. The scent that drives men wild.

Ant: It es possible!

Anno: It is possible. Once you try Antonia...

*Hitchhiker looks at Antonia*.
Ant: No way, Jose! *drives off.*

Anno: All things are possible.

Ant: I have a cat named CeCe! *transforms into cat* Meow!

*whispering* Anno: I want you, Antonia...

Antonia: Okee!

Anno: I need you, Antonia...

Ant: Yes!

Anno: Will you be mine, Antonia?

Ant: I don't know...

*dress flies up like Marilyn Monroe*Ant: I can't, I can't breathe.

Anno: Antonia. One whiff, and you'll be under her spell.

Ant: Smell me, please.

Anno: Yes, smell her.

Ant: *sniffs it and sneezes* Woo, that smells bad. Ow, and it burns... get it off.

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Here we are today.
You look so beautiful I wonder what you dream.
So graceful in what you say
Its all I need to hear your voice everyday.

I wish never to wake up from this dream I’m in right now.
Here I am watching clouds from your bedroom window
As we’re laying here.

And I wake up today
Still smiling in the air.
Wish dreams could be so great.
-early november

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Old 04/27/2003, 7:59 PM
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Good work. BTW its Season 4, episode #415. And if you can, stick to the title format like this:

Antonia: Perfume (#415)


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Old 08/03/2003, 11:54 AM
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I love that sketch! Its so funny!

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Old 10/06/2003, 6:14 PM
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Default i couldn't really laugh at that sketch

my dad was watching it with me and said it was stupid and ruined it for me..and he alwasy brings down the funnieness of something onm tv..but when i watched it in my room, i was lkaughing freely..


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