The MADtv Sketchies - Season 12 - Final Results

[Rurry]

Alright, you nominated, you voted, and now, the results for the MADtv Season 12 Awards are HERE!!!


I recieved 17 ballots, about the same as last year I think, maybe a little less. Anyway, those 17 ballots are what decided your winning sketches/cast members! And....here they are!


The Cast


The first cast award is Best Male. According to Planet MADtv, the funniest of the male bunch is....



Jordan Peele

2nd Place) Keegan
3rd Place) Michael

...and according to the same people, the Best Female is...



Nicole Parker

2nd Place) Crista
3rd Place) Nicole RJ

The Most Improved cast member is....


Crista Flanagan

2nd Place) Keegan/Arden (tie)


And the Best Lookin' Male is....



Ike Barinholtz

2nd Place) Jordan
3rd Place) Keegan

And now onto the Hawtest Female...



Nicole Parker
(Although I think we can agree that's not the most flattering picture of her. )

2nd Place) Crista
3rd Place) Lisa

And now, here's the meanest award. The "award" for Worst Castmember goes to...




Ike Barinholtz

(Don't look so sad, Ike, there's always next year. )

2nd Place) Bobby
3rd Place) Michael


Impressions + Characters


The character voted the Best Male Character is good ol'....


Coach Hines (Keegan-Michael Key)

2nd Place) Darrell (Nicole Randall Johnson)
3rd Place) Marcus McCloud (Jordan Peele)

The Best Female Character, the one that had us hootin' n' hollerin', is...


Disney Girl (Nicole Parker)

2nd Place) Wendy Walker (Crista Flanagan)
3rd Place) Pat-Beth Lamonstrose (Nicole Parker)

And now, the newbies get reconized. The Best New Character is...




Darell (Nicole Randall Johnson)




AND...





Tori McLachlan (Nicole Parker)


3rd Place) Attiudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive

And now, the best SKETCH featuring a recurring character, aka Best Recurring Character Sketch, goes to our very own...



Disney Girl: Adult Film Audition (#1215)

2nd Place) Sesame Street: Internet Pedophile (#1204)
3rd Place) Tori McLachlan Performs "Merry Ex-Mas" (#1209)

And now, onto impression land. The best Male Impression goes to...



Ike Barinholtz - Dane Cook

2nd Place) Jordan Peele - Morgan Freeman
3rd Place) Jordan Peele - Flavor Flav


And for the ladies, the Best Female Impression is...




Crista Flanagan - Heidi Klum






AND...




Nicole Parker - Rachael Ray


3rd Place) Nicole Parker - Ellen DeGeneres



Guest Stars


The Best Guest Star is....




Mary Lynn Rajksub (#1212)

2nd Place) Fred Willard (#1222)/Seth McFarlane (#1205)



...but the Best Performance By a Guest Star is...




Fred Willard in "Church Roast" (#1222)

2nd Place) Seth McFarlane in "The Making of Family Guy" (#1205)
3rd Place) Jeff Probst in "Jeff Probst Sings the Songs Inspired by Survivor" (#1209)

Episodes

The Best Episode is...



#1209

2nd Place) #1213
3rd Place) #1220


...on the negative side, the Worst Episode is...




#1210

(The best and worst episode right in a row. )

2nd Place) #1205
3rd Place) #1214

Parodies

The Best TV Show Parody is awarded to...



Rachael Ray's $40 a Day (#1217)

2nd Place) Project Runway (#1204)
3rd Place) Sesame Street: Internet Pedophile (#1204)


...and now on to the commercials. The Best Commercial Parody award is awarded to...


Tickle Me Emo (#1209)


2nd Place) Donimo's Pizza and Brownies (#1208)/LAPD Pinatas (#1213)


Moving over to the movie theater, the Best Movie Parody of Season 12 is....


The Sound of Music Alternate Endings (#1207)

2nd Place) The Nice White Lady (#1215)
3rd Place) Gone With the Wind Alternate Endings (#1220)

And in the music world, the Best Music Video Parody is...


The Dixie Chicks: "I Will Never Apologize" (#1203)

2nd Place) Nelly Furtado and Timbaland: "Syphilis Girl" (#1205)
3rd Place) My Chemical Romance: "The Black Tirade" (#1210)/Gwen Stefani and Akon: "Aren't Asians Great?" (#1214)

Sketches

The best Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch is...


Weekly News with Toby (#1201)

2nd Place) Weekly News with Toby: Michael J. Fox (#1204)
3rd Place) Weekly News with Toby: Word! (#1208)

...but the best Non-Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch is...


Frosty the Snowman (#1209)

2nd Place) Red Snow (#1215)
3rd Place) Cupid's Lesson Gone Wrong (#1214)

For Best Faux Musical Guest, the award goes to...


Tori McLachlan Performs "Merry Ex-Mas" (#1209)

2nd Place) Fluffy Jump Spoon Performs "Yum Yum Choco Stick" (#1204)/Tori McLachlan: Graduation Song (#1222)
3rd Place) Calgona Performs "Keep Up With Your Love" (#1203)

Here's another cast award. The Best Writing By a Cast Member was in...



Rachael Ray's $40 a Day (#1217 - Written by Nicole Parker and Jordan Peele)

2nd Place) 3 Minute Meal: 3 Minute Valentine (#1213 - Written by Crista Flanagan)
3rd Place) Marcus McCloud: Battle Sppech (#1217 - Written by Jordan Peele)

The Best Political-Themed Sketch is the all-time famous...



Steve Jobs Presents the iRack (#1216)

2nd Place) "Democratic Woman of the Year" Speech (#1213)
3rd Place) Frosty the Snowman (#1209)

...and the Best One-Off Sketch is...



Hungover Powerpoint Presentation (#1220)

2nd Place) Grandmother vs. Granddaughter (#1216)
3rd Place) Korean Family (#1218)

the Best Red Carpet Event is...

Arden at the Nip/Tuck Premiere (#1202)

(No Image Avaliable)

2nd Place) Arden at the Happy Feet Premiere (#1207)
3rd Place) Arden and Crista at the 2006 Billboard Music Awards (#1208)

For the best Non-Conventional Sketch, or a sketch done outside the set with the cast members playing themselves, the MADtv Award goes to...


Wing Woman (#1213)

2nd Place) Nicole Backstage at "Fame Becomes Me" (#1203)
3rd Place) The Fast (#1210)

For the Best Show Open, the MADtv award (or MAD-y ), goes to...


1220 Open: Bad Girls Ratings Stunt

2nd Place) 1213 Open: Bobby Gets Judged/1209 Open: Secret Santa #1

...and for the Best Show Close, the MADtv award goes to...


1209 Close: Maury & Connie's All-Star Christmas Spectacular

2nd Place) 1204 Close: Sesame Street - Internet Pedophile Bloopers
3rd Place) 1216 Close: Steve Jobs Presents the iRack Bloopers

And now, be prepared to point and laugh...if you're feeling mean today. The Worst Sketch of Season 12, according to Planet MADtv, is...


Stuart: Candy Store (#1210)

2nd Place) Asians Have Magic Powers (#1205)/HNL Deck the Halls Press Junket (#1206)

And now, ladies and gentlemen...the most important award of the whole show. The best was saved for last. The Best Sketch of Season 12, as voted by you guys, is....

























Hungover Powerpoint Presentation (#1220)

2nd Place) Tickle Me Emo (#1209)
3rd Place) Rachael Ray's $40 a Day (#1217)

Well, that's it, guys. Thanks to everyone who voted and nominated, and thanks to FudgeUms and tarza for making our amazing graphics. All of you guys rock!

[blackwind]

Originally Posted by Rurry

And now onto the Hawtest Female...

Nicole Parker
(Although I think we can agree that's not the most flattering picture of her. )

Worst. Combination. Ever.

[mizzimad]

Mixed feelings overall. First, even though none of three nominees for worst cast member deserved to be there in the first place, I take a modicum of solace in knowing that I helped to prevent a "win" in that category for Bobby. However, my misgivings about Ike's dubious distinction in that category are tempered by his win (no quotes this time ) for best impression. I mean, Ike's not my fave or anything, but he's hardly the stinker everyone seems to want to make him out to be. (If there's an award for the most infinitives in a row, then I certainly more than earned that one with my last sentence. )

As for the rest, I'm thrilled yet hardly surprised that "PowerPoint Presentation" and the Rachael Ray sketch won big. [SARCASM]Never saw the Best Female award for Nicole P. coming, though--major upset![/SARCASM].

Finally, to those who nominated and voted for Stuart in the Worst Sketch category and for Heidi Klum in the Best Female Impression category, I have an upright middle finger with your names on it.

[Rurry]

It's funny that Bobby gets the most hate here during the season, but when Awards time rolls around, he ALWAYS winds up getting the #2 spot for Worst Castmember. Last year, Arden took the "crown", and this year, his buddy Ike saved his ass. The difference between the two was only about 1 or 2 votes, too, so pat yourself on the back, mizzimad.

Also, as bad as the Stuart sketch was, "Asians Can Do Anything" was (IMO) easily the worst sketch of the season. Happy to see $40 a Day and Powerpoint Presentaton taking home plenty of awards, though.

[MADfan2004]

Coach Hines??? DIXIE CHICKS???!!! This **** is rigged!!!

[Rurry]

Originally Posted by MADfan2004

Coach Hines??? DIXIE CHICKS???!!! This **** is rigged!!!

Wasn't even close in those categories. Seriously, those sketches dominated their categories. Sorry MADfan.

[mizzimad]

Originally Posted by Rurry

It's funny that Bobby gets the most hate here during the season, but when Awards time rolls around, he ALWAYS winds up getting the #2 spot for Worst Castmember. Last year, Arden took the "crown", and this year, his buddy Ike saved his ass. The difference between the two was only about 1 or 2 votes, too, so pat yourself on the back, mizzimad.

Well, the Ike "win" is a relative moral victory at best; still, I'm sure I can work in a few self-congrats. Next year, Arden and Crista will duke out Worst Cast Member; or for an entire year, my signature will read (in huge letters, naturally), "TANK IS THE BEST RECURRING CHARACTER EVER! YEAH, B-B-B-BABY!" Mark my words, people!

[Rurry]

*prepares for mizzimad's sig to read that next year*

[potroastpig]

eh...I disagree with some...but I can't complain...a lot of good ones won! Like Dixie Chicks, and Disney Girl, and Sound of Music!

[Cagnazzo]

Finally, to those who nominated and voted for Stuart in the Worst Sketch category and for Heidi Klum in the Best Female Impression category, I have an upright middle finger with your names on it.

Holla!

[FudgeUms]

well, I would also beg to differ about all of the awards, but eh, I guess I have a different sense of humor. I guess you can't please everyone. But I'm glad to have helped!

I thought Stuart in the candy store was hilarious, but I can see why you veterans would be sick of him. The most unfunny and long sketch was the one where LEAH REMINI guest starred. It was unfunny on a whole nuther level!

And I honestly thought that Rachael Ray's $40 a Day was mediocre at best. And wasn't the Bad girls stunt actually called Crista's Lady Openning?

Oh well. I guess it was such a good season that I can never really be happy with what the "best" ones are. Good job everyone! I can't wait for season 13 to take it to a whole nuther level!

[Rurry]

That's the official name, but it was changed by MysterE I think. I personally like "Bad Girls Ratings Stunt" a lot better.

[FudgeUms]

I'm glad that Jordan Peele got best male again this Season. He reminds me a lot of Phil LaMarr, one of my favorite cast members of all time. But to be honest, it's the whole team working together that really makes the show, not just one man or woman. Go Team!

[potroastpig]

Fudgeums....I agree with the $40 a day,......good not great sketch! But it's Nicole Parker so I didn't care...lol

[tarzapam]

yay my graphics look awesome
and i purposely capped pics of ike and nicole not looking sexy for the hottest cast member pics
i'm ironic like that

[Moelle]

Like the others, with some I agree and some I don't. I think most of them were accurate though (IMO).

But, great job to all that helped make this possible.

[Rurry]

Originally Posted by potroastpig

Fudgeums....I agree with the $40 a day,......good not great sketch! But it's Nicole Parker so I didn't care...lol

LOL, if you've seen $40 a Day you might like it more. It's a dead-on parody of it.

[DaLa]

was this season even finished? or was MADtv cancelled? cause I dont see new episodes.

[potroastpig]

The season ended...season thirteen will start in the fall....with CRISTA AND NICOLE P!!!!!!

[potroastpig]

Originally Posted by Rurry

LOL, if you've seen $40 a Day you might like it more. It's a dead-on parody of it.

I've only seen 30 minute meals with her...so I prob. would like if I saw her show...but I like Rachel Ray and Nicole P...so I didn't mind watching it.