The MADtv Sketchies - Season 12 - Nominations

[Rurry]

Originally Posted by potroastpig

Best Sketch

3) 1204 Sesame Street – Internet Pedophile Blooper

Are you sure you meant to put the blooper and not the sketch itself?

[potroastpig]

Originally Posted by Rurry

Are you sure you meant to put the blooper and not the sketch itself?

all fixed..sorry 'bout that lol

[Rurry]

Ok, we don't have nearly enough nominations to get this thing on the road quite yet. VOTE.

[Cagnazzo]

Season 12 MADtv Awards - Ballot Form


CAST

Best Male
1) Jordan Peele
2) Frank Caeti
3) Keegan-Michael Key

Best Female
1) Nicole Parker
2) Arden Myrin
3) Nicole Randall Johnson

Most Improved Cast Member
1) Keegan-Michael Key
2) Arden Myrin
3) Ike Barinholtz

Best Looking Male
I will *ahem* not answer this.

Best Looking Female
1) Nicole Parker
2) Arden Myrin
3) Crista Flanagan

Worst Castmember
1) Crista Flanagan
2) Michael McDonald
3) Bobby Lee


CHARACTERS + IMPRESSIONS

Best Recurring Character (Male)
1) Coach Hines - Keegan-Michael Key
2) Marcus McCloud - Jordan Peele
3) Merlin Pebsworth - Frank Caeti

Best Recurring Character (Female)
1) Tori McLachlan - Nicole Parker
2) Disney Girl - Nicole Parker
3) Wendy Walker - Crista Flanagan

Best New Character(s)
1) Marcus McCloud
2) Darell
3) Who'da Thunk?

Best Recurring Character Sketch
1) 1209 Tori McLachlan Performs "Merry Ex-Mas”
2) 1201 Coach Hines: Steroids
3) 1217 Darell: Brutha at the Cinema

Best Male Impression
1) Ike Barinholtz - Dane Cook
2) Jordan Peele - Morgan Freeman
3) Frank Caeti – Sylvestor Stalone

Best Female Impression
1) Nicole Parker – Rachael Ray
2) Nicole Parker - Renee Zellweger
3) Nicole Parker - Ellen Degeneres


GUEST APPEARANCES

Best Guest Star
1) 1212 - Mary Lynn Rajksub
2) 1222 – Fred Willard
3) 1209 – Jeff Probst

Best Performance By Guest Star
1) 1212 - Mary Lynn Rajksub in “24 with Bobby Lee and Mary Lynn Rajksub”
2) 1222 – Fred Willard in “Church Roast”
3) 1209 – Jeff Probst in “Jeff Probst Performs the Songs Inspired by Survivor”


EPISODES

Best Episode
1) 1209
2) 1201
3) 1213


Worst Episode
1) 1210
2) 1206
3) 1214


PARODIES

Best TV Show Parody
1) 1217 Rachael Ray’s $40 a Day
2) 1212 24 with Bobby Lee & Mary Lynn Rajskub
3) 1204 Project Runway #1-#3

Best Commercial Parody
1) 1209 Tickle Me Emo
2) 1205 Levitrol
3) 1206 RU486 Pill

Best Movie Parody
1) 1207 The Sound of Music Alternate Endings
2) 1220 Gone With the Wind Alternate Endings
3) 1209 Saw 4: Jingle Hell

Best Music Video Parody
1) 1203 The Dixie Chicks: “I Will Never Apologize”
2) 1202 Runnin Game
3) 1208 Rocky Balboa: “Bring It Back!”


SKETCHES

Best Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch
1) 1204 Weekly News with Toby: Michael J. Fox
2) 1207 Weekly News with Toby: Celebrity Divorces
3) 1222 Celebrity Pets: Kim Jong Il’s Dog, Kim Jong Gae

Best Non-Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch
1) 1209 Frosty the Snowman
2) 1209 George Bush Requests Santa’s Help
3) 1215 Red Snow

Best Faux Musical Performance
1) 1201 Kevin Federline performs
2) 1222 Tori McLachlan: Graduation Song
3) 1206 Dax Studder performs ‘80s Hit Medley

Best Writing By A Castmember
1) Nicole Parker/Jordan Peele - 1217 $40 A Day
2) Jordan Peele – 1217 Marcus McCloud: Last Speech
3) Crista Flanagan – 1213 3 Minute Meal: Valentine’s Day

Best Political-Themed Sketch
1) 1213 “Democratic Woman of the Year" Speech
2) 1216 Condi Comes to Harlem II
3) 1209 Frosty the Snowman

Best One-Off Sketch
1) 1220 Hungover Powerpoint Presentation
2) 1220 Joey
3) 1222 Church Roast

Best Non-Conventional Sketch
1) 1212 24 with Bobby Lee and Mary Lynn Rajskub
2) 1201 My Super Sweet 30
3) 1215 Ike & Bobby: Oscar Mania

Best Red Carpet Segment
1) 1202 Arden at the Nip/Tuck Premiere
2) 1208 Arden and Crista at the 2006 Billboard Music Awards
3) 1207 Arden at the Happy Feet Premiere

Best Show Open
1) 1222 Open: Season-Ending Cliffhangers
2) 1213 Open: Bobby Gets Judged
3) 1207 Open: Black Friday

Best Show Close
1) 1204 Close: Sesame Street – Internet Pedophile Blooper
2) 1220 Close: Joey Blooper
3) 1216 Close: Steve Jobs Presents the iRack Blooper

Best Sketch (Open Category)
1) 1209 Tickle Me Emo
2) 1201 Kevin Federline performs
3) 1217 $40 A Day

Worst Sketch (Open Category)
1) 1206 HNL Deck The Halls Press Junket
2) 1202 Huh?
3) 1205 Asians Have Magic Powers

[MADfan2004]

Originally Posted by Cagnazzo

Best Looking Male
I will *ahem* not answer this.

Uh-oh, somebody's hiding something.

[nick]

I tried. It was hard. If you go and check back on what I rated them when I watched them, they will all probably contradict themselves, but I tried. Sometimes I voted on funny over accurate, but whatever.

CAST

Best Male
1) Jordan Peele
2) Frank Caeti
3) Michael McDonald

Best Female
1) Nicole Parker
2) Nicole Randall Johnson
3) Arden Myrin

Most Improved Cast Member
1) Arden Myrin
2) Crista Flanagan
3) Nicole Randall Johnson

Best Looking Female
1) Arden Myrin
2) Crista Flanagan
3) Nicole Parker

Worst Castmember
1) Ike Barinholtz
2) Bobby Lee
3) Keegan-Michael Key


CHARACTERS + IMPRESSIONS

Best Recurring Character (Male)
1) Nicole Randall Johnson – Darell (Can I Have Your Number?)
2) Michael McDonald – Larry Felmer
3) Keegan-Michael Key - Gordon (Sesame Street)

Best Recurring Character (Female)
1) Nicole Parker - Disney Girl
2) Crista Flanagan – Wendy Walker
3) Nicole Parker – Tori McLachlan

Best New Character(s)
1) Darell (Can I Have Your Number?)
2) Attidues and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive
3) The King Henry Show


Best Recurring Character Sketch
1) 1215 Disney Girl: Adult Film Audition
2) 1209 Tori McLachlan Performs "Merry Ex-Mas”
3) 1204 Sesame Street: Internet Pedophile

Best Male Impression
1) Ike Barinholtz – Dane Cook
2) Michael McDonald - Tim Gunn
3) Jordan Peele - Montell Williams

Best Female Impression
1) Nicole Parker – Rachael Ray
2) Nicole Parker - Kathy Griffin
3) Crista Flanagan – Heidi Klum

GUEST APPEARANCES

Best Guest Star
1) 1202 – Howie Mandal
2) 1205 – Seth McFarlane
3) 1212 - Mary Lynn Rajksub

Best Performance By Guest Star
1) 1205 – Seth McFarlane in “The Making of Family Guy”
2) 1213 – Kate Walsh in “Treasure Hunt”
3) 1203 – Martin Short in “Nicole Backstage at Fame Becomes Me”

EPISODES

Best Episode
1) 1209
2) 1220
3) 1213


Worst Episode
1) 1210
2) 1214
3) 1206

PARODIES

Best TV Show Parody
1) 1204 Project Runway #1-#3
2) 1204 Sesame Street: Internet Pedophile
3) 1206 Studio 69 on Van Nuys Blvd.

Best Commercial Parody
1) 1208 Domino's Pizza and Brownies
2) 1209 Tickle Me Emo
3) 1206 RU486 Pill

Best Movie Parody
1) 1207 The Sound of Music Alternate Endings
2) 1215 The Nice White Lady
3) 1209 Saw 4: Jingle Hell

Best Music Video Parody
1) 1203 The Dixie Chicks: “I Will Never Apologzie”
2) 1210 My Chemical Romance: “The Black Tirade”
3) 1214 Gwen Stefani and Akon: “Aren’t Asians Great?”

SKETCHES

Best Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch
1) 1204 Weekly News with Toby: Michael J. Fox
2) 1208 Weekly News with Toby: Word!
3) 1201 Weekly News with Toby

Best Non-Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch
1) 1209 Frosty the Snowman
2) 1215 Red Snow
3) 1209 George Bush Requests Santa’s Help

Best Faux Musical Performance
1) 1209 Tori McLachlan Performs “Merry Ex-Mas”
2) 1203 Calgona performs “Keep Up With Your Love”
3) 1222 Tori McLachlan: Graduation Song

Best Writing By A Castmember
1) Lisa Donovan – 1221 Election 08, Here We Come
2) Crista Flanagan – 1213 3 Minute Meal: Valentine’s Day
3) Nicole Parker/Jordan Peele – 1217 Rachael Ray’s $40 a Day

Best Political-Themed Sketch
1) 1216 Steve Jobs Presents the iRack
2) 1221 Election 08, Here We Come
3) 1211 Suicide Note

Best One-Off Sketch
1) 1210 Gorillas vs. Monkeys Press Conference
2) 1220 Hungover Powerpoint Presentation
3) 1218 Korean Family

Best Non-Conventional Sketch
1) 1213 Wing Woman
2) 1202 24 with Bobby Lee & Howie Mandell
3) 1203 Nicole Backstage at Fame Becomes Me

Best Red Carpet Event
1) 1202 Arden at the Nip/Tuck Premiere
2) 1208 Arden and Crista at the 2006 Billboard Music Awards
3) 1207 Arden at the Happy Feet Premiere

Best Show Open
1) 1220 Open: Bad Girls Ratings Stunt
2) 1222 Open: Season-Ending Cliffhangers
3) 1209 Open: Secret Santa #1

Best Show Close
1) 1203 Close: Dane Cook Stand-Up
2) 1204 Close: Sesame Street – Internet Pedophile Blooper
3) 1209 Close: Maury & Connie’s All-Star Christmas Spectacular

[Rurry]

Originally Posted by MADfan2004

Uh-oh, somebody's hiding something.

Hiding something?! If he's hiding it he's not hiding it very well.

[Cagnazzo]

You...sayin' I'm gay or something?

[elscorcho]

Originally Posted by Rurry

Hiding something?! If he's hiding it he's not hiding it very well.

ZING!

[Rurry]

Originally Posted by Cagnazzo

You...sayin' I'm gay or something?

Nah.





We're just saying you love all of the male cast members so much you couldn't pick just one top one!!





JUST KIDDIN'.

In other news...i'll add these votes tomorrow, and then i'll wait a few days and we might be able to start the voting round.

[Hypn0]

CAST

Best Male
1) Jordan Peele
2) Keegan-Michael Key
3) Frank Caeti


Best Female
1) Nicole Parker
2) Crista Flanagan
3) Nicole Randall Johnson


Most Improved Cast Member
1) Crista Flanagan
2) Keegan-Michael Key
3) Arden Myrin


Best Looking Male
1) Jordan Peele
2) Ike Barinholtz
3) Michael McDonald


Best Looking Female
1) Lisa Donovan
2) Arden Myrin
3) Crista Flanagan



Worst Castmember
1) Ike Barinholtz
2) Bobby Lee
3) Michael McDonald


CHARACTERS + IMPRESSIONS

Best Recurring Character (Male)
1) Keegan-Michael Key - Coach Hines
2) Bobby Lee - Dr. Poon Ji-Sum
3) Nicole Randall Johnson – Darrell


Best Recurring Character (Female)
1) Crista Flanagan – Wendy Walker
2) Nicole Parker - Disney Girl
3) Nicole Parker - Pat-Beth Lamontrose


Best New Character(s)
1) Attidues and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive
2) Tori McLachlan
3) Darell (Can I Have Your Number?)


Best Recurring Character Sketch
1) 1213 3 Minute Meal: 3 Minute Valentine
2) 1204 Sesame Street: Internet Pedophile
3) 1201 HNL: Gridiron Gang cast


Best Male Impression
1) Keegan-Michael Key – Barack Obama
2) Jordan Peele – Flavor Flav
3) Crista Flanagan - Tom Cruise


Best Female Impression
1) Nicole Parker – Julie Andrews
2) Nicole Parker - Ellen Degeneres
3) Crista Flanagan – Heidi Klum



GUEST APPEARANCES

Best Guest Star
1) 1222 – Fred Willard
2) 1201 - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
3) 1205 – Seth McFarlane


Best Performance By Guest Star
1) 1201 - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in “HNL: Gridiron Gang cast”
2) 1205 – Seth McFarlane in “The Making of Family Guy”
3) 1213 – Kate Walsh in “Treasure Hunt”


EPISODES

Best Episode
1) 1213
2) 1209
3) 1207


Worst Episode
1) 1210
2) 1205
3) 1212


PARODIES

Best TV Show Parody
1) 1204 Project Runway #1-#3
2) 1204 Sesame Street: Internet Pedophile
3) 1216 Discovery Kids: Shark Attack


Best Commercial Parody
1) 1209 Tickle Me Emo
2) 1210 Post-it!
3) 1220 Seal Reborn Commercial Shoot

Best Movie Parody
1) 1207 The Sound of Music Alternate Endings
2) 1209 Saw 4: Jingle Hell
3) 1215 The Nice White Lady


Best Music Video Parody
1) 1202 Runnin Game
2) 1203 The Dixie Chicks: “I Will Never Apologzie”
3) 1205 Nelly Furtado and Timbaland: “Syphilis Girl”


SKETCHES

Best Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch
1)
2)
3)

Best Non-Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch
1)
2)
3)

Best Faux Musical Performance
1) 1203 Calgona performs “Keep Up With Your Love”
2) 1206 Dax Strutter performs ‘80s Hit Medley
3) 1222 Tori McLachlan: Graduation Song

Best Writing By A Castmember
1) Crista Flanagan – 1213 3 Minute Meal: Valentine’s Day
2) Jordan Peele – 1202 Music Video: Runnin Game
3) Jordan Peele – 1213 Montell Chilliams: Backstage Video


Best Political-Themed Sketch
1) 1216 Steve Jobs Presents the iRack
2) 1213 “Democratic Woman of the Year" Speech
3) 1210 Commercial: Yusuf Islam's Greatest Hits

Best One-Off Sketch
1) 1218 Korean Family
2) 1220 Hungover Powerpoint Presentation
3) 1222 Church Roast



Best Non-Conventional Sketch
1) 1213 Wing Woman
2) 1201 My Super Sweet 30
3) 1210 The Fast


Best Red Carpet Segment (Pre-determined)
1) 1208 Arden and Crista at the 2006 Billboard Music Awards
2) 1207 Arden at the Happy Feet premiere
3) 1202 Arden at the Nip/Tuck premiere


Best Show Open
1) 1220 Open: Bad Girls Ratings Stunt
2) 1207 Open: Black Friday
3) 1213 Open: Bobby Gets Judged


Best Show Close
1) 1216 Close: Steve Jobs Presents the iRack Blooper
2) 1204 Close: Sesame Street – Internet Pedophile Blooper
3) 1208 Close: The 2006 Billboard Music Awards


Best Sketch (Open Category)
1) 1213 3 Minute Meal: Valentine’s Day
2) 1216 Steve Jobs Presents the iRack
3) 1207 The Sound of Music Alternate Endings


Worst Sketch (Open Category)
1) 1205 Just Because I’m Black
2) 1205 Asians Have Magic Powers
3) 1210 Stuart: Candy Store

[Moelle]

The Season 12 MADtv Awards - Moelle's Ballot

CAST

Best Male
1) Jordan Peele
2) Frank Caeti
3) Keegan-Michael Key


Best Female
1) Nicole Parker
2) Crista Flanagan
3) Nicole Randall Johnson


Most Improved Cast Member
1) Crista Flanagan
2) Jordan Peele
3) Arden Myrin


Best Looking Male
1) Ike Barinholtz
2) Keegan-Michael Key
3) Jordan Peele


Best Looking Female
1) Lisa Donovan
2) Nicole Parker
3) Crista Flanagan



Worst Castmember
1) Ike Barinholtz
2) Michael McDonald
3) Bobby Lee


CHARACTERS + IMPRESSIONS

Best Recurring Character (Male)
1) Keegan-Michael Key - Coach Hines
2) Nicole Randall Johnson - Darell
3) Jordan Peele - Marcus McCloud


Best Recurring Character (Female)
1) Crista Flanagan – Wendy Walker
2) Nicole Parker - Disney Girl
3) Crista Flanagan - Luanne Lockheart


Best New Character(s)
1) Attidues and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive
2) Marcus McCloud
3) Tori McLachlan


Best Recurring Character Sketch
1) 1204 Sesame Street: Internet Pedophile
2) 1215 Disney Girl: Adult Film Audition
3) 1201 Coach Hines: Steroids


Best Male Impression
1) Keegan-Michael Key - Snoop Dogg
2) Jordan Peele – Morgan Freeman
3) Nicole Randall Johnson - Randy Jackson


Best Female Impression
1) Nicole Parker – Ellen DeGeneres
2) Nicole Parker - Kathy Griffin
3) Crista Flanagan – Heidi Klum



GUEST APPEARANCES

Best Guest Star
1) 1213 - Kate Walsh
2) 1205 - Seth McFarlane
3) 1209 - Jeff Probst


Best Performance By Guest Star
1) 1209 - Jeff Probst: Survivor Songs
2) 1205 – Seth McFarlane in “The Making of Family Guy”
3) 1222 - Fred Willard in "Church Roast"


EPISODES

Best Episode
1) 1209
2) 1217
3) 1220


Worst Episode
1) 1205
2) 1211
3) 1214


PARODIES

Best TV Show Parody
1) 1217 $40 a Day
2) 1204 Sesame Street: Internet Pedophile
3) 1218 The Best Weed Ever


Best Commercial Parody
1) 1209 Tickle Me Emo
2) 1213 LAPD Pinatas
3) 1218 The Morning Before Pill

Best Movie Parody
1) Gone With the Wind Alternate Endings
2) 1207 The Sound of Music Alternate Endings
3) 1201 High School Musical


Best Music Video Parody
1) 1203 The Dixie Chicks: "I Will Never Apologize"
2) 1205 Nelly Furtado and Timbaland: “Syphilis Girl”
3) 1214 Gwen Stefani and Akon: "Aren't Asians Great?"


SKETCHES

Best Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch
1) 1204 Weekly News with Toby: Michael J. Fox
2) 1216 Celebrity Pets: Lindsey Lohan's Dog
3) 1201 Original Weekly News with Toby

Best Non-Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch
1) 1214 Cupid's Lesson Gone Wrong
2) 1209 Frosty the Snowman
3) 1209 George Bush Requests Santa's Help

Best Faux Musical Performance
1) 1203 Calgona performs “Keep Up With Your Love”
2) 1209 Tori McLachlan Performs "Merry Ex-Mas"
3) 1204 Fluffy Jump Spoon performs "Yum Yum Choco Stick"

Best Writing By A Castmember
1) Nicole Parker and Jordan Peele - 1217 $40 a Day
2) Crista Flanagan - 1209 Luann Lockheart: Christmas
3) Jordan Peele – 1212 Battle Speech


Best Political-Themed Sketch
1) 1216 Steve Jobs Presents the iRack
2) 1213 “Democratic Woman of the Year" Speech
3) 1211 Suicide Note

Best One-Off Sketch
1) 1220 Hungover Powerpoint Presentation
2) 1218 Korean Family
3) 1222 Church Roast



Best Non-Conventional Sketch
1) 1213 Wing Woman
2) 1212 24 with Bobby Lee and Mary Lynn Rajksub
3) 1210 The Fast


Best Red Carpet Segment (Pre-determined)
1) 1207 Arden: Happy Feet premiere
2) 1208 Arden and Crista: 2006 Billboard Music Awards
3) 1202 Arden: Nip/Tuck


Best Show Open
1) 1209 Open: Secret Santa #1
2) 1204 Open: Back on Track
3) 1213 Open: Bobby Gets Judged


Best Show Close
1) 1209 Close: Maury, Connie, Joy
2) 1204 Close: Sesame Street – Internet Pedophile Blooper
3) 1220 Close: Joey Blooper


Best Sketch (Open Category)
1) 1220 Gone With the Wind Alternate Endings
2) 1216 Steve Jobs Presents the iRack
3) 1217 $40 a Day


Worst Sketch (Open Category)
1) 1210 Stuart: Candy Store
2) 1212 Ike & Bobby Play Football
3) 1211 Meduim with Bae Sung

[mizzimad]

Not without MY half-assed vote!


CAST

Best Male (Vote for the best all-around male)
1. Bobby Lee
2. Keegan-Michael Key
3. Michael McDonald

Best Female (Vote for the best all-around female)
1. Nicole Parker
2. Nicole Randall Johnson
3. Crista Flanagan (I ran out of choices. )

Most Improved Cast Member (vote for the cast member you thought improved the most in Season 12)
1. Nicole Randall Johnson
2. Keegan-Michael Key
3. Crista Flanagan

Best Looking Male (Vote for the male you think is the the most attractive)
1. Keegan-Michael Key
2. Michael McDonald
3. Jordan Peele

Best Looking Female (vote for the female you think is the most attractive)
1. Nicole Parker
2. Crista Flanagan
3. Nicole Randall Johnson

Worst Castmember
1. Arden Myrin
2. Frank Caeti
3. Lisa Donovan (I voted for her only b/c of her limited air time; otherwise, everyone's precious Crista would likely be here.)


CHARACTERS + IMPRESSIONS

Best Recurring Character (Male)
1. Keegan-Michael Key - Coach Hines
2. Michael McDonald - Larry Felmer
3. Keegan-Michael Key - Eugene Struthers (I will spay or neuter anyone who gives me grief over this choice. )

Best Recurring Character (Female)
1. Nicole Parker - Pat-Beth Lamontrose (Inside Looking Out)
2. Nicole Parker - Jennifer (Adam)
3. Crista Flanagan - Wendy Walker

Best New Character(s) (Vote for the best character or characters who made their first appearance during season 12)
1. Adam
2. Johnny Gan
3. Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive

Best Recurring Character Sketch (Vote for the best individual sketch from a recurring character during season 12)
1. 1217 Adam Gives a Toast
2. 1201 Coach Hines: Steroids
3. 1206 Celebrity Obsessed: Larry in Love

Best Male Impression (Vote for the best impression of a male celebrity or political figure)
1. Michael McDonald - Simon Cowell
2. Ike Barinholtz - Dane Cook
3. Michael McDonald - Hugh Laurie

Best Female Impression
1. Nicole Parker - Paula Abdul
2. Nicole Parker - Rachael Ray
3. Nicole Parker - Kristin Cavallari


GUEST APPEARANCES

Best Guest Star
1. 1220 – Leah Remini
2. 1222 - Fred Willard
3. 1202 – Howie Mandel

Best Performance By Guest Star
1. 1220 – Leah Remini in “HNL: Leah Remini”
2. 1222 – Fred Willard in “Church Roast”
3. 1202 – Howie Mandal in “24 with Bobby Lee and Howie Mandall”


EPISODES

Best Episode
1. 1213
2. 1220
3. 1209

Worst Epidose
1. 1205
2. 1221
3. 1218


PARODIES

Best TV Show Parody (vote for the most accurate and funniest TV show parody)
1. 1217 Rachael Ray’s $40 a Day
2. 1213 Open – Bobby Gets Judged (American Idol parody)
3. 1222 I Shouldn’t be Alive

Best Commercial Parody (Vote for the most accurate, funniest, and all-around best commercial parody)
1. 1213 L.A.P.D. Pinatas
2. 1210 Post-it!
3. 1205 Levitrol

Best Movie Parody (Vote for the most accurate, funniest, and all-around best parody of a movie)
1. 1215 The Nice White Lady
2. 1220 Gone With the Wind Alternate Endings
3. 1207 Capote #1-#3

Best Music Video Parody (Vote for the most accurate, funniest, and all-around best parody of a music video)
1. 1203 The Dixie Chicks: “I Will Never Apologzie”
2. 1214 Gwen Stefani and Akon: “Aren’t Asians Great?”
3. 1210 My Chemical Romance: “The Black Tirade”


SKETCHES

Best Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch (vote for the most amusing recurring animation/claymation sketch)
1. 1204 Weekly News with Toby: Michael J. Fox
2. 1211 Weekly News with Toby: Rosie and Trump
3. 1201 Weekly News with Toby

Best Non-Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch (vote for the most amusing non-recurring animation/claymation sketch)
1. 1209 Frosty the Snowman
2. 1210 Grand Theft Auto: Kansas
3. 1211 TIVO Playlists #1-#3

Best Faux Musical Performance (vote for the faux musical performance you found to be the funniest)
1. 1201 Kevin Federline performs
2. 1204 Fluffy Jump Spoon performs “Yum Yum Choco Stick”
3. 1206 Dax Studder performs ‘80s Hit Medley

Best Writing By A Castmember (Vote for the best sketch written by a castmember)
1. Nicole Parker – 1217 Rachael Ray’s $40 a Day
2. Michael McDonald – 1217 Adam Gives a Toast
3. Jordan Peele – 1212 Marcus McCloud: Battle Speech

Best Political-Themed Sketch (vote for the best all-around sketch with a political theme)
1. 1216 Steve Jobs Presents the iRack
2. 1213 “Democratic Woman of the Year" Speech
3. 1209 Frosty the Snowman

Best One-Off Sketch (vote for the best sketch with an original premise)
1. 1220 Hungover Powerpoint Presentation
2. 1218 Korean Family
3. 1208 Mechanical Hands

Best Non-Conventional Sketch (A sketch filmed outside the studio or not on a stage, with the castmembers appearing as themselves)
1. 1212 Ike & Bobby Play Football
2. 1210 The Fast
3. 1213 Wing Woman

Best Red Carpet Event (vote for the funniest red carpet event) (Pre-determined)
1. 1202 Arden at the Nip/Tuck Premiere
2. 1207 Arden at the Happy Feet Premiere
3. 1208 Arden and Crista at the 2006 Billboard Music Awards

Best Show Open (vote for the best show-opening segment)
1. 1213 Open: Bobby Gets Judged
2. 1209 Open: Secret Santa #1
3. 1211 Open: Steve Jobs Reveals the iPhone

Best Show Close (vote for the best show closing segment)
1. 1209 Close: Maury & Connie’s All-Star Christmas Spectacular
2. 1216 Close: Steve Jobs Presents the iRack Blooper
3. 1207 Close: Coach Hines - Homecoming Game Blooper

Best Sketch
1. 1216 Steve Jobs Presents the iRack
2. 1220 Hungover PowerPoint Presentation
3. 1208 Iraqi Protestors (which should count as a political sketch too, but whatev)

Worst Sketch
1. 1205 Madonna’s Adopted Baby #1-3 (Even worse than "Celebrity Pets"--that's saying something. )
2. 1216 Celebrity Pets: Lindsay Lohan's Dog (Hell, just throw in all the other "C.P." sketches too while you're at it. )
3. 1205 Asians Have Magic Powers (I still love mah Booby, but this was a turd sandwich with liver cheese. )

[Rurry]

K, I still have to factor in nick's, Hypno's, Moelle's, and mizzi's votes. After that we MAY be able to move on to Round 2 - i'll try and have it done by tomorrow.

BTW mizzimad...Crista the 3rd best female? Not one of the 3 worst castmembers? Laughing at the Crafty Gals sket...oops, I wasn't supposed to tell anyone that.

Anyway, is mizzi...a closet Crista fan?!

[mizzimad]

Originally Posted by Rurry

BTW mizzimad...Crista the 3rd best female? Not one of the 3 worst castmembers? Laughing at the Crafty Gals sket...oops, I wasn't supposed to tell anyone that.

Anyway, is mizzi...a closet Crista fan?!

Well, let's not get carried away here. As for voting, I mean, what are my other choices? Lisa is too new, so that wouldn't be fair; and you know I ain't about to pick Irlene Myrin as a fave. By process of elimination, my hands are tied.

I'll never be able to get past Crista's amateurish, manic acting style; it's just so one-note and thus frequently annoying to me. However, strangely enough, that style seems to "work" in certain roles: Wendy, Luanne (although this season's sketches weren't very good), her "Coffee Twins" character, and MAYBE one or two others. And as I said before, she does strike me as a very good writer. I've never really been a Stephnie Weir fan either, but I can't deny that she could write good sketches. Performing in sketches--that was another matter. I guess that Crista falls into the same camp: to me, she's a far better writer than performer. Still, for every five sketches she helps to ruin, she does pull off the occasional performance that is strangely suited to her performing style. Honestly, I wish I could like her more; after all, she's quite adorable. I guess I've just learned over time to take the bad with the good. Thus, my voting conscience is clear...well, relatively clear, anyway.

For the record, though, just because I laugh at one or two jokes in a "Crafty Gals" sketch, don't take that lapse to mean that I'm a fan. I despise Dot too, but even that character's sketches contain occasionally funny lines and routines (e.g., the Skittles bit from 906). You guys may hate Bae Sung too; but damn, I'm sure you've laughed at him a few times regardless of how ill-conceived you may think he is. Blind squirrels do encounter acorns periodically, ya know.

Oh, and "Hope Is Emo" is hella funny too. There, now get off my back.

[Rurry]

Ok, i'm gonna give this until 11:00 PM ET Friday, then it's OVER. Well Round 1, anyway.

[daveyb]

LISTED IN ORDER


CAST
Best Male
Ike Barinholtz
Jordan Peele
Frank Caeti

Best Female
Nicole Parker
Crista Flanagan
Nicole Randall Johnson

Most Improved Cast Member
Jordan Peele
Ike Barinholtz
Nicole Randall Johnson

Best Looking Male
Ike Barinholtz
Jordan Peele
Keegan Michael Key

Best Looking Female
Lisa Donovan
Nicole Parker
Arden Myrin

Worst Castmember
Michael McDonald
Bobby Lee
Keegan-Michael Key

CHARACTERS + IMPRESSIONS
Best Recurring Character (Male)
Jordan Peele – Marcus McLoud (Marcus McLoud)
Nicole Randall Johnson – Darell (Can I Have Your Number?)
Michael McDonald - Adam (Adam)

Best Recurring Character (Female)
Crista Flanagan – Luann Lockhart
Arden Myrin – Susan (Office Comedian)
Crista Flanagan - Nippy (Hype Jingleberries)

Best New Character(s) (Vote for the best character or characters who made their first appearance during season 12)
Marcus McCloud
Office Comedian
Adam


Best Recurring Character Sketch (Vote for the best individual sketch from a recurring character during season 12)
1217 Marcus McCloud: Last Speech
1214 Luann at the Laundromat #1-#2
1208 Adam Tells a Story

Best Male Impression (Vote for the best impression of a male celebrity or political figure)
Jordan Peele – Forrest Whitakker
Jordan Peele – Flavor Flav
Ike Barinholtz – Dane Cook

Best Female Impression
Lisa Donovan – Salma Hyek
Crista Flanagan – Heidi Klum
Nicole Parker – Julie Andrews

GUEST APPEARANCES
Best Guest Star
1216 – Rob Corddry
1215 – Michael Hitchcock (Special Appearance, also in #1218)
1222 – Fred Willard

Best Performance By Guest Star
1216 – Rob Corddry in “Tried”
1222 – Fred Willard in “Church Roast”
1202 – Howie Mandal in “24 with Bobby Lee and Howie Mandall”

PARODIES
Best TV Show Parody (vote for the most accurate and funniest TV show parody)
1208 Flavor of Love
1213 Montell Chilliams: Backstage Video
1212 QVC Quacker Factory: Monday Night Quackball

Best Commercial Parody (Vote for the most accurate, funniest, and all-around best commercial parody)
1219 Date Grape
1210 Post-it!
1213 L.A.P.D. Pinatas

Best Movie Parody (Vote for the most accurate, funniest, and all-around best parody of a movie)
1215 The Nice White Lady
1207 The Sound of Music Alternate Endings
1220 Gone With the Wind Alternate Endings

Best Music Video Parody (Vote for the most accurate, funniest, and all-around best parody of a music video)
1215 Forrest Whitakker: “Gimme Dat Oscar”
1205 Nelly Furtado and Timbaland: “Syphilis Girl”
1208 Rocky Balboa: “Bring It Back!”


SKETCHES
Best Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch (vote for the most amusing recurring animation/claymation sketch)
ALL AWFUL

Best Non-Recurring Animation/Claymation Sketch (vote for the most amusing non-recurring animation/claymation sketch)
1210 Grand Theft Auto: Kansas
THE REST WERE AWFUL

Best Faux Musical Performance (vote for the faux musical performance you found to be the funniest)
1201 Kevin Federline performs
1222 Tori McLachlan: Graduation Song
1205 No Faux Killa performs “Survivor”

Best Writing By A Castmember (Vote for the best sketch written by a castmember)
Ike Barinholtz – 1211 Suicide Note
Jordan Peele – 1217 Marcus McCloud: Last Speech
TIE:
Jordan Peele – 1215 Music Video: Gimme Dat Oscar
Jordan Peele – 1213 Montell Chilliams: Backstage Video

Best Political-Themed Sketch (vote for the best all-around sketch with a political theme)
1211 Suicide Note
THE REST SUCKED

Best One-Off Sketch (vote for the best sketch with an original premise)
1210 Gorillas vs. Monkeys Press Conference
1209 Holiday Sex Party
1220 Hungover Powerpoint Presentation

Best Non-Conventional Sketch (A sketch filmed outside the studio or not on a stage, with the castmembers appearing as themselves)
1210 The Fast
1213 Wing Woman
1214 Ike Meets Bobby’s Parents

Best Red Carpet Event (vote for the funniest red carpet event) (Pre-determined)
1. 1202 Arden at the Nip/Tuck Premiere
2. 1207 Arden at the Happy Feet Premiere
3. 1208 Arden and Crista at the 2006 Billboard Music Awards

Best Show Open (vote for the best show-opening segment)
1210 Open: The Fast
1206 Open: Britney & K-Fed’s Thanksgiving Memories
1220 Open: Bad Girls Ratings Stunt

Best Show Close (vote for the best show closing segment)
1217 Close: Last Speech
1203 Close: Dane Cook Stand-Up
1214 Close: Ike Meets Bobby’s Family

Best Sketch (Vote for the sketch that you think is the strongest from Season 12)
1211 Suicide Note
1216 Tired
1210 Gorillas vs. Monkeys Press Conference

Worst Sketch (Vote for the sketch that you think is the weakest from Season 12)
[Open Category]
ANYTHING THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A COMMERCIAL FOR CARS OR DVD RELEASES…WHICH WILL EVENTUALLY CAUSE THE DEATH OF THE SHOW

[Rurry]

I can't believe Arden hasn't received so many votes in the Best Looking Female category.

[mizzimad]

I can't believe that Arden has received so few votes in the "worst cast member" category. Well, yeah, actually, I can since nearly everyone is determined to turn that category into the usual Ike/Bobby/McD yawnfest. (After all, Michael McDonald is "past his prime," ya know. ) Oh well, I'll be the one carrying the picket signs during that fateful final vote. Hehehehe, I can see it now: "Ike, Bobby, and McD/Don't deserve the bottom three!" Join me, won't you?

[Cagnazzo]

Originally Posted by mizzimad

I can't believe that Arden has received so few votes in the "worst cast member" category. Well, yeah, actually, I can since nearly everyone is determined to turn that category into the usual Ike/Bobby/McD yawnfest. (After all, Michael McDonald is "past his prime," ya know. ) Oh well, I'll be the one carrying the picket signs during that fateful final vote. Hehehehe, I can see it now: "Ike, Bobby, and McD/Don't deserve the bottom three!" Join me, won't you?

Hey hey HEY, I put Crista as my worst castmember! What, is that not good enough for you or something?