Survivor: Ugh, Millennials Edition

[blackwind]

In my view, the entire finale is contingent upon that final immunity challenge. If Amanda wins, she's a lock for Sole Survivor; if not, she gets voted out, and Todd takes it. As for Courtney and Denise, they have about as much a shot as those two girls from Cook Islands did.

I'm rooting for Amanda, but she *does* have a 75% chance of not winning immunity. If I were a betting man, I'd have to go with Todd. Look for another unanimous vote if Amanda isn't in the final three.

What's the deal with her censored ass, by the way?

[blackwind]

SPOILER ALERT!






















































"Just because she, like, fails at life doesn't, like, mean she should, like, win a million dollars, you know?"

"I'M VOTING FOR COURTNEY BECAUSE SHE'S SO KIND AND GENTLE AND NICE AND SWEET AND HONEST WITH ME!!!"



Well, I expected Todd to make a solid case for himself, but I *wasn't* expecting Blurry McGee to eat it so hard. Two votes for Courtney -- possibly the first ever contestant to make a solid case *against* themselves at final tribal -- and only one for Amanda? Speaking of failing at life...

"Actually, there's a rock-solid explanation for the hair, and when I heard it, everything began to make perfect sense. Tell us, Denise!"

Am I the only one who was disappointed she didn't come out of the closet?

[Dartanian]

That was actually a really unpredictable tribal council, which is always a good thing. It looked like Amanda was a lock going into it, and somehow it ends up coming down to Courtney and Todd? Todd played a very polished game, very similar to Aras in a lot of ways, and I was really surprised by Courtney's jury performance.

James is so overrated, and I don't get what makes Jean Robert so interesting. So he's self-obsessed... when are people that go on reality shows NOT self obsessed?

Anyway, Half-Ass (as its being referred to) could be good.

The contestants supposedly consist of Johnny Fairplay (Pearl Islands, Ami (Vanuatu), Eliza (Vanuatu), Cirie (Exile Island), Jonathon (Cook Islands), Parvati (Cook Islands), Ozzy (Cook Islands), Yau-Man (Fiji), Amanda (China), James (China).

Yay to Ami, Eliza, Jonathon (FTW!), Cirie and Yau Man.

BIG BOO to Amanda, Parvati and Ozzy.

[Scorpiogrrl4405]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071219/...bnwTepYRxY24cA

[Dartanian]

What the fuck was that about? How god damn stupid of her.

[blackwind]

Promoted to janitor? There's something you don't hear every day.

[Or ever.]

[Dartanian]

Soo did anyone watch the premiere? I caught the episode on youtube, and I already hate the showmance alliance of Ozzy/James/Amanda and Parvati. Parvati is such a whore and doesn't even deserve to be on this season, she only got on because Candace said no, but watch, her and Amanda will go all the fucking way to the end. I love the alliance of Jonathon/Yau Man/Eliza and Ami, 4 of my favourite players ever! If only Cirie would be smart and side with them, there would be some serious nerd ownage going on! But I doubt she will - she'd be smarter to side with the stupid whores. Oh well.

As far as the fans go, nobody got alot of spotlight except Alexis, and she fits into the "America's Sweetheart" role that they try so hard to cast every year. And also, Kathleen is from another planet, but at least she's funny.

[blackwind]

Didn't even know it was on. I haven't seen any promotion at all since the finale.

[Dartanian]

There are numerous feeds on youtube, and its definitely worth the watch.

I won't spoil the first boot, but its unexpectedly expected!

[newt007]

Originally Posted by Dartanian

There are numerous feeds on youtube, and its definitely worth the watch.

I won't spoil the first boot, but its unexpectedly expected!

Lmao truth

I didn't see too much of a showmance on the first episode but the previews hint to some type of showmance to develop in the favorite's tribe. should be scandalouz

[tarzapam]

i've missed the last two seasons of survivor cause the channel that airs it here have royally screwed up when they show it
makes me saaaaaaad

[blackwind]

Downloaded. I'll try to watch it before Thursday.

[blackwind]

I forgot to mention earlier, I'm hooked again. Current favorites? Amanda, Ozzy, and, most of all, Joel. That dude is such a dick.

[Dartanian]

Trust bw to root for the most boring contestants just because they fuck on camera. And Joel? Is a dick. But at least he's entertaining.

I actually dont mind Parvati this season. Which is probably what they want because by the look of things, she is gong to go faaaar. Cirie? Has turned into a bit of a ****. I'm disappointed that Eliza, Jonathon and Ami seem doomed, because they're easily my faves of the faves.

And of the fans? KATHY! Big Bird on crack ya'll!

[blackwind]

Nah, those two just happened to be my favorites from their respective seasons, so now that they're together, I feel twice as compelled to root for them. Fucking on camera isn't going to sway *this* viewer's opinion! Well, not until I see penetration, at least.

As for Kathy, I thoroughly enjoyed her comments on what's-her-chest's rack. I mean, not as much as I enjoyed the rack, mind you, but the point stands. Not unlike the nipples *on* the rack.

[Dartanian]

Just watched the episode. I'm so disappointed in Cirie. While I don't mind James and Parvati, the thought of the couples alliance getting ahead in the game over Ami and Jonathon is saddening. Ami's days seem numbered going by the fact that she (along with James, Amanda and Ozzy, despite their coupling) are the only ones not being given storylines. Considering the other three are in the majority alliance, I'd say Ami is the next to go on the faves tribe. Eliza is a slimy flip-flopper ( ) and while she's physically weak, she's smart and always seems to weasle her way out of being targetted.

Cirie may be having conflict with Jonathon, but I think James and Ozzy (and probably Amanda and Parvati also) realise the importance of keeping him around, at least for the time being. So that leasves me with Ami. Power hungry fembot lesbian bitch in Vanuatu. Reformed heterosexual push-over in Micronesia. But I'd say the faves will win the next IC considering the fans have been the focus of the previews.

[Dartanian]

This season is really frustrating me. My favourites seem doomed - Jonathon is likely going to be removed from the game due to the infection in his leg (my Dad had one almost exactly like that one and was hospitalised for almost a month), Ami tries to flip to the fans but will likely get burned by them, and Eliza is left flapping in the wind, with who, Parvati to cling to? Ugh.

Not a big fan of Cirie anymore. She ruined this season. I guess I'll root for Parvati now. Blecccch.

[blackwind]

I'd just like to echo that sentiment by saying, fuck Cirie. Last week's episode was as much of an outrage as Gene Simmons being fired on the third episode of Celebrity Apprentice.

[Dartanian]

Aaaaand this season officially bows.

Eliza was the last of the cast that I actually liked. Don't think I will bother watching the rest of the season.

"It's just a fucking stick! ... should I play it anyway?"

Best scene ever? Quite possibly so. And the way it outed Ozzy was great. ELIZA

[blackwind]

I know you'll be out first tonight when you lose the first immunity challenge (as always), but nonetheless, GO ERINN!