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04/06/2003, 6:33 PM
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Music Video: Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston "Not Insane" (#820)
Bobby: played by Aries Spears
Whitney: Played by Debra Wilson Mariah: Played by Debra Wilson (In a run-down apartment, Whitney and Bobby are having an argument) Bobby: Woman, you a disgrace! Diggin' in ya old man's stash! Whitney: Oh, Bob-bay. Bobby, it not like that BOB-BAY! I wouldn't do that to you, I would steal from you! That not who I am, thats... thats not what I BELIEVE IN!!! Bobby: Bitch, you crazy! You don't know what you believe in! Whitney: I'm leavin'! (Whitney goes over to the door) Bobby: Whitney... Whitney, don't you go out that door! Woman, don't you go out that door! (Bobby grabs her arm and a crack pipe and stash of coke falls out of her pocket) Bobby: Dammit, I knew it! Whitney: I hate you, I haaaaate you! Bobby: Girl, thats good crack gone all over the place! What's wrong with you!? (Whitney runs out into the rain) (Music starts) Mariah: If you smokin' rock cocaine And some skunky weed And that batch of basement crank Caused your eyes to bleed And your husband is a pain And your latest album- is sitting in The "half-off" bin Dont you stress Tell the press (ooooh yeah) I swear to God I'm not insane Though the voices in my brain Tell me I'm the queen of Spain And I fly a horse drawn-sleigh To a spaceship where I pray To a monkey made of clay And his name is José Nonetheless, I'm not insane If you're aroused easily By a man who's on ecstasy Or you lose it on TV Like when I stripped on TRL Take a good look at me I kept it together Although my weight, does fluctuate Here on out Go ahead and shout Whitney & Mariah: I swear to God, I'm not insane! Mariah: I'm engaged to a great dane! Whitney: Fill my bootay, with champagne, yeah! Mariah: All my shoes are made of hay! Whitney: I work for the CIA! Mariah: I invented Arbor day! Whitney: I wear a hat, made of bengay Mariah: Nonetheless, I'm not (Goes cross eyed in order to hit high note) Insaaaaane! Mariah Carey/Whitney Houston "Not Insane" Director: Robert Blake **Props to: Jim_Cockhurtz Last edited by newt007; 07/12/2004 at 2:46 PM. |
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04/07/2003, 9:38 AM
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haha.. that screaming at the end is hilarious, it's SO TRUE!
 My god.. every single song.. well, except the last three or so, because her voice is pretty shot now  She sounds like frickin' Flipper.. |
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#3
04/08/2003, 7:03 PM
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Oh could someone kindly share this sketch on the web sometimes. It sounds extremely funny
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04/08/2003, 8:02 PM
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Oh, and great work, GeckoDirect. But one small typo... It's spelled "cocaine," not "cocain." And you also spelled "champagne" wrong. ...And it's spelled "fluctuate," not "flatuate." |
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04/18/2003, 6:58 AM
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__________________ "He works his tail off!" "HAHA HIS TAIL HAHA..." -------------------------- "Well Hello!" "Oh great, a talking gecko!" _____________________ Christina is Virginal. |
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04/18/2003, 10:21 AM
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Whitney's new album is "Just Whitney"
__________________ Here we are today. You look so beautiful I wonder what you dream. So graceful in what you say Its all I need to hear your voice everyday. I wish never to wake up from this dream I’m in right now. Here I am watching clouds from your bedroom window As we’re laying here. And I wake up today Still smiling in the air. Wish dreams could be so great. -early november |
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04/18/2003, 1:05 PM
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__________________ "He works his tail off!" "HAHA HIS TAIL HAHA..." -------------------------- "Well Hello!" "Oh great, a talking gecko!" _____________________ Christina is Virginal. |
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04/26/2003, 6:47 AM
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05/01/2003, 5:57 PM
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and it's monkey not money durr you stupid stupid
__________________ Charlie Sparks |
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05/01/2003, 6:06 PM
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__________________ "He works his tail off!" "HAHA HIS TAIL HAHA..." -------------------------- "Well Hello!" "Oh great, a talking gecko!" _____________________ Christina is Virginal. |
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#11
05/24/2003, 6:28 AM
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gee you've only posted one time poodlesrugly2
__________________ "He works his tail off!" "HAHA HIS TAIL HAHA..." -------------------------- "Well Hello!" "Oh great, a talking gecko!" _____________________ Christina is Virginal. |
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#12
10/11/2003, 5:25 PM
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poodlesrugly2 is soo stupid.
__________________ "He works his tail off!" "HAHA HIS TAIL HAHA..." -------------------------- "Well Hello!" "Oh great, a talking gecko!" _____________________ Christina is Virginal. |
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#13
10/11/2003, 7:33 PM
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loll
but still Geicko, there are ALOT of other mistakes that you made... I forgot what they all were...Oh yeah i think its "take a good look at me" and "if youre smokin rock cocaine and some skunky weed, and your stash of basement crack caused your eyes to bleed" Thats all I remember.. __________________ Morgan & Nik - Nocturnal Twins Forever TRIPOD: LYZZA ROBBEH :nosmile: NIK www.myspace.com/nukkasurfer Add me! My Fanfics 
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#14
02/22/2004, 1:05 PM
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hehe
lol i saw the video it was HE-LARIOUS !! god i love the part when she goes cross eyed again at the end and she has that loud annoying ear bursting sound
__________________ Im Sorry Thats Jus Ma Peppa Spray... See I Hadda Get It Cuz Sum Bytch Stole Ma Gucci Nose Ring  33 Michael McDonald 33
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07/11/2004, 7:50 PM
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(In a run-down apartment, Whitney and Bobby are having an argument)
Bobby: Woman, you a disgrace! Diggin' in ya old man's stash! Whitney: Oh, Bob-bay. Bobby, it not like that BOB-BAY! I wouldn't do that to you, I would steal from you! That not who I am, thats... thats not what I BELIEVE IN!!! Bobby: Bitch, you crazy! You don't know what you believe in! Whitney: I'm leavin'! (Whitney goes over to the door) Bobby: Whitney... Whitney, don't you go out that door! Woman, don't you go out that door! (Bobby grabs her arm and a crack pipe and stash of coke falls out of her pocket) Bobby: Dammit, I knew it! Whitney: I hate you, I haaaaate you! Bobby: Girl, thats good crack gone all over the place! What's wrong with you!? (Whitney runs out into the rain) (Music starts) Mariah:If you smokin' rock cocaine And some skunky weed And that batch of basement crank Caused your eyes to bleed And your husband is a pain And your latest album- is sitting in The "half-off" bin Dont you stress Tell the press (ooooh yeah) I swear to God I'm not insane Though the voices in my brain Tell me I'm the queen of Spain And I fly a horse drawn-sleigh To a spaceship where I pray To a monkey made of clay And his name is José Nonetheless, I'm not insane If you're aroused easily By a man who's on ecstasy Or you lose it on TV Like when I stripped on TRL Take a good look at me I kept it together Although my weight, does fluctuate Here on out Go ahead and shout Whitney & Mariah: I swear to God, I'm not insane! Mariah: I'm engaged to a great dane! Whitney: Fill my bootay, with champagne, yeah! Mariah: All my shoes are made of hay! Whitney: I work for the CIA! Mariah: I invented Arbor day! Whitney: I wear a hat, made of bengay Mariah: Nonetheless, I'm not (Goes cross eyed in order to hit high note) Insaaaaane! Mariah Carey/Whitney Houston "Not Insane" Director: Robert Blake --------------- I fixed the spelling and consistency, but there was a line (If you're aroused easily By a man who's on ecstasy) that I didn't know, so hopefully someone else will. __________________ What happened to Andrae? 
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05/02/2006, 6:43 PM
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Correction:
"By a man who's on ecstasy" It's By your man's nasty sweat Last edited by andres_ohns4; 06/22/2006 at 10:40 PM. |
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05/02/2006, 8:08 PM
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__________________ Morgan & Nik - Nocturnal Twins Forever TRIPOD: LYZZA ROBBEH :nosmile: NIK www.myspace.com/nukkasurfer Add me! My Fanfics
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