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Jay Leno in Therapy
Jay Leno (Frank Caliendo) is going to therapy. To feel more comfortable, he has brought in Kevin Eubanks, and an audience for the session. When she asks him the typical questions like why he is here, and if he cries, he can't resist telling jokes like he came in his car, and how he cries when he heard George Bush wasn't allowed to go for a 3rd term. As he tells these jokes, the therapist thinks that he is avoiding the issue. When she starts to ask him about his childhood with his parents, the wall begins to break, and he begins to cry, but then it all turns out to be a fib. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo, and Frank as Phil Gilford]

Credits: Irene Roseen (Therapist), Frank Caliendo (Jay Leno), Dwayne Chattman (Kevin Eubanks)

Grand Theft Madden
From the Grand Theft Auto series, comes Grand Theft Madden. Bloody action, gun wrenching terror, and colour commentary from John Madden (Frank Caliendo) himself are laced through this high octane thrill ride. Grand Theft Madden, rated NA. Not for Anyone. [Intro and outro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (John Madden)

Celebrity Auction
A celebrity auction is being held with some not very appetising celebrities. The cavalcade of undesirable celebrities includes Rip Torn (Mike MacRae), Dave Chappelle (Freddy Lockhart), and Louie Anderson (Frank Caliendo). [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Melinda Hill (Sharon Stone), Mike MacRae (Rip Torn), Freddy Lockhart (Dave Chappelle), Frank Caliendo (Louie Anderson)

Morgan Freeman Narrates
Morgan Freeman (Freddy Lockhart) narrates a pornographic film, in which a pizza man goes to a woman's house, and has sex with her when she can't pay the bill. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo as Phil Gilford]

Credits Freddy Lockhart (Morgan Freeman)

Trump the Poor
Donald Trump (Frank Caliendo) is homeless, or as he puts it "shelter poor, and debt rich". To try and make his money back, he has set up Trump Alley, the most luxurious ally ever known to man. Donald has also become the greatest hobo ever known to man, with a stainless steel carriage, his urine bottled in Champaign bottles, a foil helmet, and his own alien race called the Zantacians. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (Donald Trump), Maxie Santillan (Homeless Man)

Black Brokaw
Tom Brokaw (Freddy Lockhart) goes undercover as a black man to study racial equalities in America. His first stop is at a barber shop, where black patrons argue if Barack Obama is black or not. When they ask Tom's opinion, once he starts speaking they immediately recognise that it's him. At a waffle house in Carolina, Tom is again recognised immediately. He then gives it a try in Asia town, but is discovered even before the interview begins, and decided just to scrap the report. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Freddy Lockhart (Tom Brokaw), Reginald Ballard (Barber), Pip Lilly [Frank TV Casting Assistant] (Barber Shop Patron), Cocoa Brown (Woman in Waffle House #1), Sandy Brown (Woman in Waffle House #2), Sumi Haru (Asian Passer By #1), Ben Lin (Asian Passer By #2), Howard Fong (Asian Passer By #3)

Something Ozzie Osborne Would Never Say #1
The only whipped topping endorsed by me, Ozzie Osborne (Mike MacRae). [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo as Phil Gilford

Credits: Mike MacRae (Ozzie Osborne)

Hollywood Nots
Frank TV shows what Robert De Niro (Frank Caliendo), and Dan Aykroyd (Mike MacRae) having not found careers in Hollywood, have taken a back up job. Robert as a puppeteer with is puppet who gets angry with his puppet Joey, and Dan as a clown at kids parties who gets too specific about how his balloon animals should be done. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Joey Diaz (Club Owner), Frank Caliendo (Robert De Niro), Mike MacRae (Dan Aykroyd)

Roast of Sean Connery
Howard Stern (Pat Kilbane), Sarah Silverman (Melissa McQueen), and Chris Rock (Freddy Lockhart) among others roast Sean Connery (Frank Caliendo) in the Comedy Central Roast of Sean Connery. Unfortunately, Sean has never been to a roast, and has no idea that they are suppose to be making fun of him. After Howard gets on his nerves, he threatens to cut his throat if they don't stop. With everyone scared of Sean, they quickly change it to the Comedy Central Tribute of Sean Connery. [Intro and outro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (Sean Connery), Pat Kilbane (Howard Stern), Melissa McQueen (Sarah Silverman), Freddy Lockhart (Chris Rock)

Winnick & Sons
Terry Bradshaw (Frank Caliendo) has been hired to promote Winnick & Sons Funeral Home and Crematorium, but screws it up by being to overenthusiastic, and too happy. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo]

Credits: Frank Caliendo (Terry Bradshaw), Larry Gelman (Winnick)

Close: Something Ozzie Osborne Would Never Say #2
Ozzie says he's gay for John Madden. [Intro provided by Frank Caliendo, and Frank as Phil Gilford]

Credits: Mike MacRae (Ozzie Osborne)

  • Frank Caliendo (0A/20S/-W/0AF)
  • Freddy Lockhart (1A/3S/0W/0AF)
  • Mike MacRae (0A/4S/0W/0AF)

Guest Starring:
  • Reginald Ballard (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Cocoa Brown (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Sandy Brown (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Dwayne Chattman (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Howard Fong (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Larry Gelman (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Sumi Haru (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Melinda Hill (0A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Pat Kilbane (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Pip Lilly (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Ben Lin (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Melissa McQueen (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Irene Roseen (0A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Maxie Santillan (1A/0S/0W/0AF)

  • (A)ppearance Credit
  • (S)tarring Credit
  • (W)riting Credit
  • Non-Speaking Credit
  • (A)rchival (F)ootage Credit

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