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Old 05/04/2005, 1:25 AM
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would you rather eat a slug or a worm?
I would rather eat a worm.

Would you rather eat a guy's semen or drink a girl's menstrual blood?

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Old 05/04/2005, 9:42 AM
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I would rather eat a worm.

Would you rather eat a guy's semen or drink a girl's menstrual blood?
That is terrible disgusting, but I'd choose the guy's semen only because I cant even stand the sight of blood. I vomit when I see a lot of blood.

Would you rather die or eat poo on a stick?

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Old 05/04/2005, 5:56 PM
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wear tights or sheer pantyhose?

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DIE!

wear tights or sheer pantyhose?
sheer pantyhose

would you rather be a shark's dinner or eat your own parents for dinner.

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Old 05/05/2005, 9:30 AM
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Would you rather get raped in jail or by a family memeber?

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kitty litter yum yum!

would you rather step in dog poop barefoot or have a bird poop on your head?

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Would you rather be a young boy (with a freind) and spend the night with Wacko' Jacko, or be a teenage girl and spend the night (ALONE) with R' Kelly?
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I can see why the game ended here. I'll go with the teenage girl, I guess. At least I know what I'm getting with R. Kelly.

Would you rather spend 24 hours watching a Stuart marathon or listening to Cag chirp about Xanthar the Ominous and other such black metal delights?

[Is it a bad sign that it took me over 20 minutes to think up something that wasn't horribly, horribly vile?]

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Hmm, well, both would make me laugh; however, at least if I'm willing to listen to Cag go on and on about black-metal bands with umlauts in their names, then perhaps he'll return the same courtesy when I go on and on about music that has actual melody. (Oh no, I di'n't! ) So for the sheer delight of that debate, I'll take the second option.

Would you rather walk in public with undies on your head or pour lemon juice directly onto your eyeballs?

(It's all I can think of right now, so shuttie. )

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I can see why the game ended here. I'll go with the teenage girl, I guess. At least I know what I'm getting with R. Kelly.

Would you rather spend 24 hours watching a Stuart marathon or listening to Cag chirp about Xanthar the Ominous and other such black metal delights?

[Is it a bad sign that it took me over 20 minutes to think up something that wasn't horribly, horribly vile?]
LOL...actually I dislike most black metal...Nemesis is the one who listens to most of the Darkthrones and Mayhems of the world...I merely enjoy taking the piss out said bands. Therefore, your question is void. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Prog >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> black metal

And I would MUCH rather walk in public with only my underwear, so there.

Would you rather chop off your hands or chop off your feet?

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Chop off my feet. Because If I were chopping off my hands, after one, the other would have to be cut off with some other body part holding the axe and that could be messy.

Would you rather grow a second tongue or a third ear?

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Old 10/03/2007, 6:01 PM
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Second tongue because that would be really really interesting. I don't think I could handle hearing more clearly than I already do.


Would you rather spend a month without water or sex

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LOL...actually I dislike most black metal...Nemesis is the one who listens to most of the Darkthrones and Mayhems of the world...I merely enjoy taking the piss out said bands. Therefore, your question is void. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Prog >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> black metal
Careful, Cag -- the kvlt would surely be displeased with this heretical display!

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Would you rather spend a month without water or sex
I'd be up for the challenge of sustaining myself on the various sexual juices for a month. High five?

Would you rather lock lips with Sarah Jessica Parker or an actual horse?

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Horse, because it would be a helluva lot prettier than SJP....



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Old 10/04/2007, 1:07 AM
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Oh, definitely Liz! She may be older than civilization, but at least I could kiss her without accidentally detaching her lips. HEE-HEEEE! CH-CH-CH-CH-CHAH-MOAN! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

Would you rather watch a two-day "Hee Haw" marathon or listen to forty-eight straight hours of Kenny G's "Songbird" played over and over and over and over....

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I'd MUCH rather watch a two-day "Hee-Haw" marathon, because I actually get Southern humor, unlike a lot of people.

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Careful, Cag -- the kvlt would surely be displeased with this heretical display!
Psh, what's Nemesis gonna do anyways, go and get Varg Vikernes to stab me in the back 57 times?

All it would do is prove that (IMO) Prog >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> black metal...I know this first hand, since I'm listening to Spock's Beard right now. HAPPINESS BEATS HATRED ANY DAY.

Anyways...Would you rather receive $1 million lump sum or $10 thousand a week for a hundred weeks?

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All it would do is prove that (IMO) Prog >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> black metal...I know this first hand, since I'm listening to Spock's Beard right now. HAPPINESS BEATS HATRED ANY DAY.
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Lump sum. I have great disciprine, so accruing interest would be far more prudent than shielding myself from my own (non-existent) stupidity.

Would you rather eat a giant block of moldy cheese or the family pet?

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All it would do is prove that (IMO) Prog >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> black metal...I know this first hand, since I'm listening to Spock's Beard right now. HAPPINESS BEATS HATRED ANY DAY.
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