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Old 05/05/2006, 4:20 PM
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How come skinny malnourished(sp?) guys look so attractive?...is it because I'm fat and I don't find them a threat to my food supply?

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Old 05/05/2006, 4:29 PM
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Old 05/06/2006, 12:19 AM
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Apparently the worlds oldest women is 128, born in 1878.

http://xtramsn.co.nz/news/0,,11965-5737988-56,00.html

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Old 05/06/2006, 11:16 AM
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Apparently the worlds oldest women is 128, born in 1878.

http://xtramsn.co.nz/news/0,,11965-5737988-56,00.html

ewww she needs plastic surgery

Why do poppyseed muffins have so many poppyseeds? I mean it's good..but all the crunchy seeds get annoying after awhile.. I'm going back to blueberry muffins.

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Old 05/06/2006, 1:57 PM
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ewww she needs plastic surgery
Of course she needs, she's old.

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Old 05/06/2006, 2:03 PM
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Of course she needs, she's old.
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Old 05/06/2006, 6:00 PM
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um im confused..? all i said was she needed plastic surgery so WHATEVAH! ERIC THANX FO HAVIN MY BACK! *PEACE OUT*

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Heres a few:
Why do I never get songs I like stuck in my head (I've had Miss New Booty and Dragostea Din Tei stuck in my head for days now)?

What the hell is with those flat wooden spoons you sometimes get with ice cream? Is it that much more expensive to mold some plastic into a spoon shape so we can eat like human beings?

What does a Japanese keyboard look like? If they don't really use a phonetic alphabet and instead use characters that indicate words or parts of words, how come theres not thousands of keys on their keyboards?

Why did Pepsi change the taste of my beloved diet mountain dew after getting me addicted to it?

Why aren't PC companies making anti-mac ads in retaliation to apple's new "pc users are silly, lets make fun of them" campaign? Snug bastards....

Why does this odor absorbing air freshener gel that I just got for my room attract flies

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Old 05/15/2006, 10:24 PM
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My TV is dying a slow and painful death :'(

Its got black bars at the top and bottom of the screen (like wide screen) that are getting bigger all the time. Except the picture is getting compressed instead of stretched. Also, the stand-by function no longer works. When I turn it off on my remote, it just goes to a static screen. I have to physically get out of bed and turn it off manually, sonofabitch. We've been BFF's for about 6 years now. It's going to be hard to say goodbye.

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Old 05/15/2006, 11:45 PM
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2 more random thoughts.

The first is that EVERY song with the word "tonight" in the lyrics sucks (with the exception of Purify by Lacuna Coil of course). I don't know why that is.

People that don't watch tv sure do like to let everyone know that they don't watch TV. Whenever some kid in one of my classes at school doesn't watch tv, they will bring it up EVERY chance they get. I got reminded about this by our teacher mentioning some tv show to the class, wasn't asking any questions or anything just happened to use the word TV and this girl yelled out that she doesn't watch TV like its some kind of charity work. We get it guys, you don't watch tv, you're better than us simple folk.

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2 more random thoughts.

The first is that EVERY song with the word "tonight" in the lyrics sucks (with the exception of Purify by Lacuna Coil of course). I don't know why that is.
nuh-uh.

Girl Fight Tonight by Julie Brown is the BEST. SONG. EVER.

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Tonight Tonight by Smashing Pumpkins is even better than the one ef_7 said so that random thought might be an opinion... we don't take kindly to people putting opinions in the random thoughts thread....



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Old 05/16/2006, 3:56 PM
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Newt you are going to be shot. You'd better hope for your stake you aren't valedictorian

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Tonight Tonight by Smashing Pumpkins is even better than the one ef_7 said so that random thought might be an opinion... we don't take kindly to people putting opinions in the random thoughts thread....



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actually both of those songs suck.......in my opinion, and since this is the random thought thread, like ef, I am posting my random thought in the form of an opinion which is completely acceptable....I "voice" my opinion quite a lot in some of my random thoughts....




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Old 05/16/2006, 7:12 PM
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actually both of those songs suck.......in my opinion
UMMAH pretty SURE you SUCK!!!

Julie Brown is all that and a pile of sh!t.

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I get a rush when I sneeze. Loves it. ^_^
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I too love sneezing unless its the sick kind of sneezing, thats unpleasant.

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