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Old 06/28/2010, 8:16 AM
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Old 06/29/2010, 10:30 PM
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Portugal's out. Triple fuck you tvman. This is all your fault. If I drank I'd be getting shit-faced right now.

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Old 06/29/2010, 10:46 PM
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Dementieva, Sharapova, Kirilenko, Stosur, and Roddick are all out as well. I realize he hasn't so much as touched on the subject yet, but just for the hell of it, let's make that an octuple fuck you.

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Old 06/29/2010, 11:55 PM
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Well I've always been a curse on sports. Remember, I have been a fan of the Expos, Grizzlies, Sonics, and Renegades.

Still though, I don't deserve to be blamed for any of the other stuff. I just said what I said to piss Nemesis off (which his response makes it all worth it), and as for tennis, except for that marathon game (which seriously, how awesome was that?) I haven't been paying attention at all. I don't pay attention to it because tennis is boring. Also, I can find hotter women on the internet then on the stupid pitch, or court or whatever the hell they call that oversized ping pong table that they play on. Also, Roddick is the Katherine Heigl of tennis. Always the finalist, never the winner.

P.S If I find any womens tennis porn on the internet and send it your way bw!

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Old 06/30/2010, 12:26 AM
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...except for that marathon game (which seriously, how awesome was that?)...
Very. Probably not so much for Mahut, though. Poor bastard.

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Also, I can find hotter women on the internet then on the stupid pitch, or court or whatever the hell they call that oversized ping pong table that they play on.
Maybe, but you can't find women who wail louder or more frequently than Sharapova or the simply unparalleled Victoria Azarenka. And take it from me -- I've tried.

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Also, Roddick is the Katherine Heigl of tennis. Always the finalist, never the winner.
For now. In the meantime, I don't see anyone else in any other sport calling out the officials for having, and I quote, "go-go gadget ears". Champion or not, this guy's a fucking hoot.

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Old 06/30/2010, 1:42 AM
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Maybe, but you can't find women who wail louder or more frequently than Sharapova or the simply unparalleled Victoria Azarenka. And take it from me -- I've tried.
Alright, I'll give you this one. While Sharapova's is average, that Azarenka's is pretty sexy, and like no sex grunt I've ever heard. From a scene I watched, even the announcer commented about how loud she gets. Still, without the sensual motions of sex the voice does get a bit annoying after a while, and once that happens, the sport gets boring. This is probably just because I'm more of a team sports guy. I also noticed through my studying that Serena Williams seems to be as quiet as a mouse. I guess only the skinny hot ones proceed in the grunting.

I'm surprised none of these tennis stars have ever appeared in porn movies. Even a really low player would probably get a call just because of the grunts. Just imagine how much money they would get paid.

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Old 06/30/2010, 1:47 AM
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You guys don't know from sexy shouting matches...

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Um, less you forget Nemesis, I went to an Olympic Women's Curling match in which Eve was in, and was in her Eve-O Section (I should get the pictures from my other computer and put them up here sometime). So I have seen her up close and first hand. Believe me Nemesis, tennis screams and curling screams are much different. With curling screams, they are all words, and directions. Tennis screams are gratuitous and completely without meaning. That's probably why bw likes it so much.

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Anyone care about the World Cup since the USA got eliminated?
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I do......im rooting for the netherlands.

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Old 06/30/2010, 7:51 PM
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Yes, root for the neatherlands and then change to Germany when they are out, then cheer for Spain when they are out, and just keep going on and on until you end up cheering for the winner. Just throw loyalty out the window.

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Old 06/30/2010, 11:01 PM
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Scrop is rooting for the Netherlands because she has a girl boner for Annalese Van Der Pool and cheering for her country is some kind of weird homage. None of the other teams are worth cheering for so I suggest everyone just bandwagon Brazil and put this tragic sporting event behind us.

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Scrop is rooting for the Netherlands because she has a girl boner for Annalese Van Der Pool and cheering for her country is some kind of weird homage. None of the other teams are worth cheering for so I suggest everyone just bandwagon Brazil and put this tragic sporting event behind us.


Is there a middle finger smiley I could use right now?

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Dementieva, Sharapova, Kirilenko, Stosur, and Roddick are all out as well. I realize he hasn't so much as touched on the subject yet, but just for the hell of it, let's make that an octuple fuck you.
Add Venus Williams and Federer to that list!

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Old 07/01/2010, 12:27 AM
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God, tvman. You ruin everything we love. What did we ever do to you?

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Old 07/01/2010, 1:33 AM
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It's cool. In my books, a Venus Williams elimination counts for -3 fuck yous, so today, he came out ahead. If Serena bites it on Thursday or Saturday, there's a chance he might even break even!

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Old 07/01/2010, 1:51 AM
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Well, it's 9 minutes till the end of the day and none of you have wished me a happy birthday on my birthday page.

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It's cool. In my books, a Venus Williams elimination counts for -3 fuck yous, so today, he came out ahead. If Serena bites it on Friday or Sunday, there's a chance he might even break even!
Breaking even on the Fuck You scale. I feel happy and sad about that! Even Fuck You Steven!

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Scrop is rooting for the Netherlands because she has a girl boner for Annalese Van Der Pool and cheering for her country is some kind of weird homage. None of the other teams are worth cheering for so I suggest everyone just bandwagon Brazil and put this tragic sporting event behind us.
So much for bandwagoning Brazil

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