Go Back   Planet MADtv > Our Database > MADtv Repository > MADtv Transcripts
Register Members List Mark Forums Read

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 07/25/2005, 12:03 PM
Pizzotty's Avatar
Pizzotty Male Pizzotty is offline
I'm back, bitchesss!
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Stuck in a leather thong.
Posts: 3,730
Default Opening: Cher (#419)

Mo Collins- Cher

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Cher.

(Cher and two men are standing on a stage with the lights off)

Cher: (echoed in background)
I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive,
I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive, I’m alive.
(lights come on and Cher starts singing and guys start dancing)



You know I just try and try,
But I can’t move my face or cry,
And I can’t chew food,
My jaw is permernantly glued.
This song’s so ba-ee-ad who’d of thought it,
And you’re so du-ee-umb that you’ve bought it.
And after all I need new clothes,
This’ll pay for my seventeenth nose.



Do you believe that I’m still alive (live, live, live)
I can hear something inside me say,
Will Cher ever go away?



Do you believe that I’m eighty-five (five, five, five)
My face is smooth as a pear,
It’s the skin from my derriere. (ere, ere, ere)



(Cher starts dancing and her wig falls off) Oh oh. Oh my. (falls down) Oh my God. I’m on MAD tv, I’ve still got it. Finally a show for us young people. Alright stick around for more MAD tv. (Starts dancing while still on the floor)




[End Sketch]

__________________


Member of Club Juno the most kickass character of The Descent

Last edited by Pizzotty; 08/20/2005 at 11:50 AM.
Reply With Quote




  #2  
Old 10/23/2008, 11:15 PM
BedorvenLiefde Female BedorvenLiefde is offline
Fresh Meat
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 1
is there a link to view that sketch? i've been searching for it EVERYWHERE and nothing is coming up.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 10/24/2008, 6:13 AM
Pizzotty's Avatar
Pizzotty Male Pizzotty is offline
I'm back, bitchesss!
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Stuck in a leather thong.
Posts: 3,730
Don't think so. I could never find one either.

__________________


Member of Club Juno the most kickass character of The Descent
Reply With Quote
Reply




Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump
 

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
[MADtv] Mo Collins Cher Sketch Finally Found! tvmanismadformad General Discussion 0 10/09/2010 12:07 AM
[MADtv] Cher Miss Information MADtv Impressions 1 12/19/2007 3:05 PM
[MADtv] New Opening Credits? crushonmary General Discussion 27 05/12/2005 6:51 PM
[MADtv] Opening Credits Dartanian General Discussion 22 09/04/2004 1:11 PM
[MADtv] Cher: Halloween (#604) newt007 MADtv Transcripts 1 06/28/2004 1:58 PM

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 7:53 PM.