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Old 06/15/2003, 2:56 PM
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Default 2003 MADtv Academy Awards Show!!!

*Spotlight glows

*Red carpet rolls out

*Orchestra band plays

*Twinkle in sky spells out letters "Season 8 MADtv Oscars"

Voice over load speaker announces: WELCOME to the 2nd Annual MADtv Academy Awards, exclusively for the eighth season!!!

Fans behind velvet rope: (Cheers)

Loud Speaker: And now to present your hostess with the mostess, everyone's favourite former presenter, Mad Dog!

Mad Dog: (struts out in sparley gown) Step aside Joan Rivers because the original Queen of Mean has arrived!

Fans: Boooooo!

Mad Dog: Hmm, okay did I wind up at a Dixie Chicks concert by accident? Anywho, welcome to the red carpet special! You may recognize me from last year; afterall I only presented half the show. Yea, Tarzapam couldn't make it this year, after last year's ceremony she mysteriously flew back to Australia without comment. Oops, I guess I didn't give her enough airtime.

Fans: Boooooo!

Mad Dog: Okay, lets be reasonable here, she had more spotlight than the gentlemen coming up the red carpet now. Ladies and gentlemen, Paul Vogt.

Fans: (Clap)

Mad Dog: Hi Paul, awe, why don't you introduce me to your two dates.

Paul: Um, actually Mad Dog, I only brought ONE guest with me.

Mad Dog: Actually Paul, it says on the guest list you reserved three seats. Let me get this straight: you sit down...then your date sits down...on the floor because she has no room, good going.

Paul: My lady friend will sit next to me, thank you.

Mad Dog: Lady? Oh you mean that isn't Frank Caliendo?

Frank: I'm right here.

Mad Dog: State the obvious, you're everywhere I look. Take a little tip here you two, don't block the spot light, we don't want any solar eclipses going on. Then again, the audience goes blind from watching you two perform anyway, hahaha. Food cart is to your left but please leave something behind, enjoy the show. We will now report inside the Theatre House for the presentation of the first award while I continue interviewing arriving cast.

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Old 06/25/2003, 11:01 PM
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Due to low ratings, i'll be releasing all the winners tomorrow afternoon at once.

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Old 06/26/2003, 1:19 AM
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Low ratings? Huh?

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Old 06/26/2003, 9:30 AM
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No one's around (or has time) to present or pay attention to any of this so here's the winner's list. Enjoy.

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Old 06/26/2003, 9:50 AM
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-Best TV Show

*The Anna Nicole Show
*A Wedding Story
*Star Dates
*Entertainment Tonight
*Jenny Jones- Lazy Son
*The Honeymooners 2003

WINNER: The Anna Nicole Show

-Best Movie

*Lord Of The Bling II
*Snow White's Return
*Seven Buddy Cops
*Rusty's Student Film
*Woody Allen's Teen Sex Comedy
*Insomnia

WINNER: Snow White's Return

-Best Music Video

*Hidin' In My Closet
*I'm Not Insane
*Translation
*Virginal
*Like I Am You
*What's On TV?

WINNER: Virginal

-Best Commercial

*Hey, It's Ovens For Kids!
*Walsmart
*Maximen
*Just For Lesbians
*A Little Pill Called Ecstacy
*John Madden Popcorn Maker

WINNER: John Madden Popcorn Maker

-Best One-Off Sketch

*Riviera Golf Finals
*Pet Peeves
*Alcohal Intervention
*Self Defence
*X-Rated Mime
*Baby Jogger

WINNER: Alcohal Intervention

-Best Miscellaneous Sketch

*Public School House Rock- Fatty
*How Winona Stole Christmas
*Sears Portrait Studio
*Dubble Yoo and Wile E. Hussein
*It's The Big Ass Pumpkin Chuckie Brown
*America At War

WINNER: Dubble Yoo and Wile E. Hussein

-Best Political Satire

*Hidin' In My Closet
*Bomb Bomb Bomb
*Senator Debate
*Saddam Hussein's Party
*Dubble Yoo and Wile E. Hussein
*The O'Reilly Factor- Condoleezza Rice

WINNER: Senator Debate

-Best Male Character

*Marvin Tikvah
*Mofaz
*Patrick
*Happy Folger
*Spishak Spokesman
*X-Rated Mime

WINNER: X-Rated Mime (Ron Pederson)

-Best Female Character

*Lorraine
*Bunifa
*Angela
*Bambi
*Mrs. Campbell
*Cloret

WINNER: Lorraine (Mo Collins)

-Best Male Impression

*Jackie Gleason
*Jay Leno
*John Madden
*Woody Allen
*Saddam Hussein
*Bill O'Reilly

WINNER: Jay Leno (Frank Caliendo)

-Best Female Impression

*Anna Nicole Smith
*Jenny Jones
*Paige Davis (Trading Spaces)
*Alice (The Honeymooners)
*Oprah Winfrey
*Connie Chung

WINNER: Anna Nicole Smith (Stephnie Weir)

-Best Writing in a Sketch

*A Wedding Story
*50's Diner
*Jenny Jones- Lazy Son
*Mrs. Campbell- Court Interview
*Self Defence
*Never-Ending Sketch

WINNER: Jenny Jones- Lazy Son

-Best Guest Star

*Bryan Cranston
*Mandy Moore
*Missy Elliott
*Nicole Sullivan
*Jillian Barberie
*Eric Idol

WINNER: Nicole Sullivan

-Worst Cast Member Performance

WIINER: Ike Barnholtz (Detention)

-Worst Sketch

WINNER: Detention

-Sketch of the Year

*Trading Spaces Bunifa
*Senator Debate
*Hey, It's Ovens For Kids!
*X-Rated Mime
*Jenny Jones- Lazy Son
*Alcohal Intervention

WINNER: Jenny Jones- Lazy Son

-Cast Member of the Year

*Michael McDonald
*Stephnie Weir
*Ron Pederson
*Mo Collins
*Josh Meyers
*Debra Wilson

WINNER: Ron Pederson, Stephnie Weir, Debra Wilson (TIE)

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Old 06/26/2003, 4:21 PM
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Did you just decide these by who were your favorites or did you actually get some help? I think that we should have voted on who won.

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Old 06/26/2003, 6:54 PM
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The winner, in general were nominated the most times by people. Some results I did not agree with, some i did. The ones that I had to decide i went back and checked the reactions from the episode reviews and had to use my own judgement at times to decide which sketch etc...was the best. The ones I decided on my own only corrisponded once with my own preference but only because the episode reviews gave positive feedback from other people. I don't run these Academy Awards the way the real thing is run, I don't do conflict of interest and schemimg crap like that.

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Old 06/26/2003, 8:01 PM
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Yes!!!!!!! Virginal won best video!!!!!

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