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Deana: Mary Scheer
Katie: Nicole Sullivan (Katie is sleeping in a bed. All of a sudden, the alarm clock rings. Katie gets up and hits the "snooze" button.) Katie: (sleepily) Stuart, time to wake up. (Deana wakes up next to Katie in the same bed.) Deana: Surprise! Katie: ...Oh... ...Oh... ...Hehe... ...God, Deana... ...Hehe... Deana: Hey, there, wildcat! Katie: Wow, what a night. Deana: Yeah! Well, I guess this means we're lesbians, huh. Whoo! That was great, wasn't it? I feel so free now! Katie: God, I feel so, uh, hung-over. You want a cigarette? Deana: No thanks... ...Lover. Oh damn, ouch. Well, everything looks the same. Katie: Why wouldn't it look the same? Deana: I don't know. I just thought that now that I'm a lesbian, things might look different, you know? Katie: Listen, Deana, I'm not sure we're full-fledged lesbians now. You know, I think we were just out, having a couple drinks, and uh... Deana: And I danced with sweet Saffel all night long--- without having to worry about birth control! Uh, I'm going to get one of those cute spiky hair-cuts. Or do you want to be the butch? Katie: Oh, no, no, it took me three years to grow this out! Deana: You're right, you'd make a better fem. Hey, you can be my little lip-stick lesbian! Whoo, we're sisters! Hey, come on, we're hipper than hip! Let's cuddle when we go, woman? Katie: No, no, um, actually I don't want to--- you know, Deana, I think I was really drunk last night, and I, think it was kinda like a one-time thing, um, I like penises. They make me smile. Deana: Well, we can always get a male dog. Katie: Oh-- that wasn't necessary. Deana: (reaching for phone) Hey, let's call your parents! Katie: No! Deana: You're right, let's surprise them and march in a parade! Katie: No, Deana, I'm pretty sure that I'm a straight woman. Deana: You're talking like a breeder now. Katie: I am a breeder! ...I think. Deana: So does this mean I don't have the softest skin you've ever felt? Oh, no, no! You do, of course, I've always said that about you, it's just that--- I think I like rough skin, you know? Deana: Katie, you can't hide behind this denial. I mean, lesbianism! You and me, we'll get a cottage, grow vegetables, make pottery, and wear granny skirts-- Katie: You know, you know, shut up! I am not gay! Deana: Don't tell me what we did last night wasn't gay. Katie: It wasn't! Okay, maybe, the, the... ...the thing with the... ...the thing and the leg... ...that was pretty gay. But, um... ...I love my boyfriend! Deana: Stuart?!!! Ugh! I'm going to settle this right now. (reaching for phone) Katie: What are you doing? Deana, what are you doing? Deana: (talking on phone) Hi, Stuart, this is Deana. Katie: NO! No, don't! Deana: Katie's a lesbian! She doesn't need your pull of oppression any more! WE'RE QUEER, WE'RE HERE, GET USED TO IT!!!!! Katie: Stuart, Stuart, I'm sorry, just... ...What?! No, you can't come over and watch! (slams phone down) Listen, Deana, Deana, I'm sorry, things got a little crazy last night, but--- I don't have those kinds of feelings about you. I think we should just be friends, okay? Deana: (sighs) Okay.... ...So what do you want to do now? Katie: (sighs) I taped Ellen last night! Deana: (smiling) I'll get the batteries. (Katie and Deana smile, Katie snaps Deana's behind with a towel.) Last edited by MADMADMAD; 02/07/2003 at 10:01 PM. |
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I think that the line "Katie: (sighs) I taped Della last night!" should have "Ellen" instead of "Della"
They were talking about the Ellen Degeneres show, and she of course was a carpet muncher too... ![]() Otherwise it looks great! __________________ |
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![]() __________________ You got those giant, rock hard..torpedo lookin..bomby lookin fake tatas-Lida Dixie sometimes i feel like your my mom-Pool Boy Thats understandable considering all the time youve spent inside me!-Dixie Wetsworth It is not even the beginning of the end, but it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning..-Nicole Sullivan |
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