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Old 04/16/2002, 7:33 AM
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In order to try and keep this thread a bit lighter, I've changed my signature. It was either that quote or this one:

"The Gospel According to Spinal Tap. This pretentious, ponderous collection of religious rock songs is enough to prompt the question: What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap and couldn't He have rested on that day too?"

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In honor of Family Guy possibly returning...
Security Guard: All right son, we're gonna need those two hams back.
Chris: Huh? I don't have any hams.
Guard: Lift up your shirt, son.
Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate, fatso.
Chris: Thanks!
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Lois: Oh, honey, no one thinks you're fat.
Lifeguard: I'm sorry ma'am, you can't park your van on the diving board.
Lois: This is my son!
Lifeguard: Oh. My apologies. Hey Tom! He's not a van, he's just a fat kid!
--Family Guy
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