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Old 03/09/2007, 9:15 PM
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Post Episode S12E16 (Aired 2007-03-10)

Show Opening: Silence of the Spears
Kevin Federline (Ike Barinholtz) comes out to promote Amway and to tell the audience that Britney Spears (Nicole Parker) has lost her marbles. He shows this by bringing out Britney who is trapped in a straight jacket and bald. The doctor (Jordan Peele) warns Kevin that Britney is a threat to herself and others, but sells her out to a photographer for $100. Kevin is insulted saying he can get 1 million for Britney on the toilet. Britney said that she was taken to the insaneasilum after getting another tattoo. Kevin then tries to sell Britney some Amway products. They rap about Amway before making out.

Credits: Ike Barinholtz (Kevin Federline), Nicole Parker (Britney Spears), Jordan Peele (Doctor)

The Ballad
A song dedicated to the extraordinarily tall Yao Ming (Bobby Lee), which features Bobby Lee playing against children.

Credits: Jordan Peele (Country Singer), Bobby Lee (Yao Ming)

Steve Jobs Reveals the iRack #1
Steve Jobs (Michael McDonald) introduces the iRack. A flimsy, and unstable rack, which seems to have been put together with no directions, and has no intention of being fixed. Steve then starts forcing products into the iRack. The audience starts to plead with Steve to take the items out. Steve refuses, and puts more things into the iRack. As the iRack begins to smoke, Steve throws the rest of the company’s money at it. As the audience tries to escape the building to get away from the iRack, Steve informs the audience that there is no exit, and tells them to stop focusing on the iRack, and focus on the new product, the iRan.

Credits: Nicole Parker (Announcer), Michael McDonald (Steve Jobs), Jim Wise [MADtv Writer] (Male Audience Member #1), Crista Flanagan (Female Audience Member), Keegan-Michael Key (Male Audience Member #2), Jordan Peele (Male Audience Member #3)

Silent Vengeance
Heidi Klum (Crista Flanagan) plays special agent Trista Hannigan, a supposedly silent killer, but Heidi can't play the part, as her voice is so loud, she compromises her position every time.

Credits: Crista Flanagan (Heidi Klum: Trista Hannigan), Ike Barinholtz (Fellow Secret Agent), Keegan-Michael Key (Donovan), Jordan Peele (Seal Samuel: Lutenent Jason Steele)

Tired
Two guys Paul (Ike Barinholtz), and Johnny (Rob Corddry) talk about what they did the night before. One talks about his experience at an Italian restaurant, and the other talks about his experience with gay sex with a fellow co-worker Rodrigo (Jordan Peele). Paul then asks Johnny if he want to have gay sex, because he likes how Johnny has described it. Johnny agrees and they leave the office.

Credits: Rob Corddry (Johnny), Ike Barinholtz (Paul), Jordan Peele (Rodrigo)

Shark Cam
Doctor Timothy Perkins (Michael McDonald) has strapped a camera to a shark to track its pattern for his show Shark Cam. As Timothy watches the shark named Bradley swimming around the institute, Bradley starts to go on a rampage, destroying a boat, eating Timothy's son and destroys the institute. The camera cuts out as Timothy's sinks to the bottom of the sea.

Credits: Michael McDonald (Doctor Timothy Perkins)

Coach Hines: Ice Cream Parlour
Joseph Yaminashi (Bobby Lee), and DeShazer (Ike Barinholtz) go to get some ice cream at a local parlour, only to find out that Sandobal Hines (Keegan-Michael Key) is working there because the school doesn't pay him enough. When a lady comes by and gives his manager (Jordan Peele) a tip, he sings her a little song, saying that it is company policy for your server to sing to you when a tip comes his way. Joseph and DeShazer are overjoyed knowing that they can make Sandobal sing, with a tip. Sandobal threatens them that if they even get close to the thought, he will kill them un-creatively. Joseph approaches the tip jar to put money in. Sandobal throws toppings at him, but that does not stop him. The tip goes in and Sandobal sings a crackled tune. Sandobal then gives Joseph and DeShazer there ice cream but fails to tell them that the sprinkles are actually laxatives until DeShazer gives him a tip for another song. Joseph and DeShazer run out of the parlour in pain.

Credits: Ike Barinholtz (DeShazer), Bobby Lee (Joseph Yaminashi), Jordan Peele (Manager), Keegan-Michael Key (Sandebal Hines)

Celebrity Pets: Lindsay Lohan's Dog, Chloe *Claymation*
Lindsay Lohan's dog talks about her experience living with Lindsay, but it is then discovered that Lindsey has not been home in weeks, and Chloe is now living on what she can find, like Lindsey's lipstick. Chloe then throws up and eats her own vomit. Something she has seen Lindsay do before.

Condi Comes to Harlem II
Condoleezza Rice (Nicole Randall Johnson) ducks out of a press conference to take a call from Knee High (Keegan-Michael Key) who says that black people are glowing in Harlem. It turns out to be a diabolical plan divulged by Kim Jong Il (Bobby Lee) who is getting black people to build nuclear weapons for him in the hopes that white people will then think it is cool, and start to do it, giving him an arsenal America has never scene. After subduing 2 North Korean guards Condoleezza turns off the power to the generator, ruining Kim's plan. Kim escapes on a flying panda before Condoleezza can catch him. Condoleezza's man Duke (Jordan Peele) then comes in wondering if Condoleezza is going to go back to Washington D.C like she always does. Condoleezza says that before she does that, she has to disarm the missile in his pants.

Credits: Nicole Randall Johnson (Condoleezza Rice), Keegan-Michael Key (Knee High), Bobby Lee (Kim Jong Il), Jordan Peele (Duke)

Glad Sandwich Bags
A commercial for a product that can do almost everything and can fit in-between the tips of your fingers is promoted, but in the end it turns out that the product doesn't exist at all, and that the commercial is just a promotion for Glad sandwich bags, that the company is not too thrilled to promote in comparison to the product.

Grandmother vs. Granddaughter
A woman Eve Winkley (Arden Myrin) goes to visit her grandmother Noni (Crista Flanagan). As Noni goes on and on about some story while making Eve some toast, Eve loses it telling her to shut up because she does not want to hear her boring stories. Noni then gets on her about her pregnancy tests. Eve says she uses them because of sex with her teacher who she was smoking weed with because of her attention deficit disorder. Noni then slaps her across the face and chastises her about her lack of knowledge about current events. They bicker like this while fighting and breaking things. Eve finally pins Noni and just when she thinks its safe, Noni pins her. They end it with Noni going to make her French toast.

Credits: Arden Myrin (Eve Joanne Winkley), Crista Flanagan (Noni)

Curious Old Lady
An old lady bothers (Nicole Randall Johnson) a video store clerk Gary (Keegan-Michael Key) who is trying to watch the television show the Shield with never ending questions. When Gary tells her that if she is not going to buy anything she should either shut up or leave, she says the f-word to him and leaves.

Credits: Keegan-Michael Key (Gary), Nicole Randall Johnson (Old Lady)
Archival Footage: Michael Chiklis (Vic Mackey), Kiefer Sutherland (Jack Bauer)

Steve Jobs Reveals the iRack #2
Steve tries to put things in the iRack, but the rack falls apart and everybody breaks character.

Credits: Michael McDonald (Steve Jobs), Nicole Parker (Announcer)

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Starring:
  • Ike Barinholtz (1A/3S/1W/0AF)
  • Frank Caeti (0A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Crista Flanagan (1A/2S/0W/0AF)
  • Nicole Randall Johnson (0A/2S/0W/0AF)
  • Keegan-Michael Key (3A/2S/0W/0AF)
  • Bobby Lee (0A/3S/0W/0AF)
  • Michael McDonald (0A/3S/0W/0AF)
  • Arden Myrin (0A/1S/0W/0AF)
  • Nicole Parker (2A/1S/1W/0AF)
  • Jordan Peele (6A/1S/1W/0AF)
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Guest Starring:
  • Rob Corddry (0A/1S/0W/0AF)
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Special Appearance:
  • Jim Wise (1A/0S/0W/0AF)
  • Michael Chiklis (0A/0S/0W/1AF)
  • Kiefer Sutherland (0A/0S/1AF)
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Legend:
  • (A)ppearance Credit
  • (S)tarring Credit
  • (W)riting Credit
  • Non-Speaking Credit
  • (A)rchival (F)ootage Credit
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