Thread: [MADtv] Angela: Hidden Video (#817)
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Old 06/17/2004, 6:55 AM
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Default Angela: Hidden Video (#817)

Starring:
Stephnie Weir: Angela
Michael McDonald: Gary Evans
Mo Collins: Sue Evans


(Angela is inside the Evans' house babysitting, when the Evans' parents arrive home)

Mr Evans: Did the kids behave while we were out?

Angela: Yeah they slept the whole time, they didn't even notice you were gone.

Mr Evans: What do we owe ya? Lets see... it's $5 dollars an hour, 2 hours is what? $15 dollars?

Angela (blushing): Haha, ha no... you just owe me ten.

Mr Evans: You're worth 15.

Angela: Haha, oh... it looks like it might rain, did you want to drive me home?

Mr Evans: You live next door.

Angela: Oh... okay. Alright then, well goodnight. (Sharply, to Mrs Evans) Bye.

Mrs Evans: Bye. Thanks again.

(Angela leaves- Mr Evans closes the door, they take off their jackets and walk over to the TV)

Mrs Evans: What the hell? Do you smell smoke again? Do you smell that?

Mr Evans: Well yeah, sorta.

Mrs Evans: Let's watch the tape and find out exactly what she does when she babysits. (She grabs the tape from the recorder hidden behind the plants ontop of the TV)

Mr Evans: Honey, I feel kinda bad that we secretly videotape her.

Mrs Evans: Come on now, don't feel bad. It's our duty as a parent to find out what she does in here while we're not home. (Puts in tape and presses play)

(On the tape)

Angela: Enjoy the movie.

Mr Evans: Enjoy the cable. And hey, stay away from those R- rate movies okay?

Angela (blushing): Haha, ha... Mr Evans.

Mrs Evans: Easy Angela, it's not that funny.

(Angela closes the door and then starts to grope and make out with it)

Mr Evans: That's weird.

Mrs Evans: Not really. Girls that age spend 80% of their time practise kissing inatimate objects.

(On the tape, Angela walks over the the couch, slumps onto it and starts making out with her hand)

Mrs Evans: Oh, let's fast forward that.

(On the tape, they fast forward past Angela making out with the pillow, then she answers the phone, finishes her conversation and starts making out with the phone. The fast forward stops as the family dog walks over toward Angela who leans towards it and starts staring at it.)

Mr and Mrs Evans: No! No! (The dog runs away) Good girl! Good girl!

Mr Evans: You know, there's nothing insidious going on here, lets just stop.

Mrs Evans: Wait-

(Onscreen, Angela notices the hidden camera and walks over to it)

Mrs Evans: Look...

Mr Evans: I can't believe she found the camera!

(Onscreen) Angela: Oh my gosh... I'm being secretly video recorded, I don't believe this...

Mr Evans: Are you happy now?

(Back onscreen) Angela (excited): Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Mr Evans, I know you secretly video recorded my every move, and don't worry- I'm not going to tell anyone. I'm flattered that love has driven you to such boyish tactics. (Mr and Mrs Evans stare at each other in disbelief and then start laughing) And you will be pleased to know that I'm smitten by you as well, I have felt an attraction to you since the day I laid eyes on you and I was never able to say anything, because your wife is always hovering around like a porky trick or treater, barking after a bag of Solid Gold peanut butter cups. (Leans towards camera) But now I can say it. Gary Erwin Evans, I love you with every ounce of my being. I have dreamt of this day for so long! I know how to make scrambled eggs, so I am more than prepared to be a mother to your children... except for Randy, Randy's just a weirdo. (Behind Angela's back, Randy runs down stairs with a cigarette in his hand and dances around) But you have to know, that someday I definitely want to have a baby of our own. One that has your eyes, and my smile... (Angela hears a knock on the door) Oh my gosh you're home! (Randy runs back upstairs) Okay, meet me tonight, I'm not going to go home, I'll just wait on the porch til your wife goes to sleep. I love you. (Leans in and makes kissing motion towards the camera, then runs to the door and opens it)

(Mrs Evans turns off the tape and both Mr and Mrs Evans slowly turn towards the window where they see Angela peering in. When Angela sees them, she ducks to the ground)

Mr Evans: Okay, let's quickly but very casually turn out the lights and go to bed. (They get up and start heading up the stair) Hey, did you notice Randy smoking at the end of that tape?

Mrs Evans: Yup, just like his Mommy, sneaks 'em in whenever he can.

(As they head up the stairs, Angela stares in, smiling, waiting for Mr Evans as thunder, lightning and rain start)
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