Public Schoolhouse Rocks! : Dysfunction Junction from Season 7 Episode 23
Notice : The lyrics below have some ... in it because I can't understand what it sang
Train Conductor : Will Sasso (Voice)
Girl : Debra Wilson (Voice)
Boy in blue : Michael McDonald (Voice)
I don't sure if it was him or not because a boy in blue sounds like Stuart
Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, how do you function?
Conductor : I dope up kids with behavioral problems. (give short boy and a girl pills)
Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, how do you function? (a short boy and a girl eat pills)
Conductor : I got Ritalin and Zoloft that really take the answer.
Ritalin .....
Zoloft .........
Boy in blue : Hey! I think I'll take three, that will fix my A.D.D.! (and he fly away)
Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, how do you function?
Conductor :
Dopin' up kids with behavioral problems.
Aderall and
Risperdall and
Dexidrine
Girl : That's really keen!
Conductor :
Luvox and
Paxil sure make you sit still.
Girl :
Methylphenidate is what I just sayin'.
Conductor : Good works for you, why don't you take two?
Girl : Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! (and fly away)
Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, why are you function?
Conductor : Cuz parents want some pills just to keep you quiet.
They want a quick fix like a
Happy Meal that make you
feel real so they
don't gotta deal. ...
your head... you
To Bed and when you're in the school, you don't act like
A Fool. ....
Will drool!
Chorus : Dysfunction Junction, that's your function.
A boy in blue : Mommy I don't wanna do my homework! I wanna watch TV, don't make me you stupid... (get drugs put in his mouth by his mother)
Oh, a green one. Oh! Pinky! That's the funniest thing I ever heard.......