Ooh, slander in the Dawg's direction! Well, good, as long as I didn't miss too much.
Yeah, Mark, I remember last season. *Cough!* *Metsfan666!* *Cough!* I'm hoping we won't have a repeat of that little episode.
As far as the bad auditions go, I have yet to see anything this season that tops that Ian guy from New York...uh, Jersey: "Rubbish? Nobody says that anymore. Who are you?" Uh, he's Simon Cowell, and you are....
