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Old 01/16/2008, 9:53 PM
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I don't even really care about tonight's auditions. I have just had a spiritual awakening unlike any other, as I'm sure all of you can attest to in your own souls. I...I love you guys. You are my brothers...and sisters. As a gesture of our universal love, we should all peel off our fingernails and place them in a big pile. I would make that sacrifice for you beautiful people, and I know you'll be willing to do the same for me. Brotherhood! Sisterhood! Fingernails! Forever! *Softly beats chest three times and holds up the peace sign.* Renaldo, thou art God.

On the plus side, I like Zpia, Kady, and the newest Carrie Underwood wannabe, whatever her name is. I'm still very scared, though; and I'm almost certain that I won't be able to close my eyes to sleep when the only image that will be swimming through my head will be that of a tone-deaf psycho who walks in circles and sings and whispers to himself. It's times like these when I'm glad that I have you guys, my sane brothers and sisters!

Uh, yeah, I'm screwed.

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