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Old 12/18/2004, 03:41 AM
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  • Nicole Sullivan ... Vancome Lady: Kathy Wajanowski (24 appearances)




    Biography

    Nicole Sullivan plays the Vancome Lady, a rude, bitter former employee of the make-up company, Vancome (a parody of the cosmetics company, Lancome). The Vancome Lady's real name is Kathy Wajanowski. She is usually fired from any job that she has, and often sleeps with her employers.


    Sketches

    101 Vancome Lady: Make-up Counter (Phil, Mary)
    The Vancome Lady gets fired from her first job at the Vancome counter.

    104 Vancome Lady-ER (Bryan, David- Gruber, Phil- Bob Elder, Mary, Debra- Mrs. Elder)
    The Vancome Lady works in the ER and turns patients away.

    109 Vancome Lady: Dept. Store Santa (Phil, Mary)
    The Vancome Lady works as Santa's helper and doesn't let certain kids see Santa.

    113 Vancome Lady Hostage Negotiator (David-Ray, Mary, Debra-Officer Bradley)
    The Vancome Lady is working at a bank while it is being robbed annoys everyone, even the robber.

    203 Vancome Lady: Betty Ford (Bryan-Tim McFarlan, Orlando-Darren Youdell, Phil, Debra)
    The Vancome Lady works at the Betty Ford center and comes across old celebrities and doesn't admit them.

    206 Vancome Lady: Casino (Kevin McDonald, Orlando, Artie, Mary-Mrs. Wajanowski, Debra)
    Vancome Lady is a blackjack dealer and insults everyone who comes to her table.

    209 Vancome Lady: Christmas Pageant (David, Orlando, Phil, Debra)
    The Vancome Lady gets a lead role in a christmas play and ruins the play by causing the actors to quit.

    211 Vancome Lady: Locker Room (Orlando, Phil-Terry McElroy, David-Dan Conway)
    The Vancome Lady interviews a football team and their coach after they lose a game.

    301 Vancome Rescue (Phil, Will, Debra, Lisa)
    The Vancome Lady comes to the rescue of a helicopter accident, but they find out she caused it.

    307 12 Angry Men & a Vancome Lady (Phil, Will, Debra, Chris)
    While working as a juror, the Vancome Lady cannot cooperate with the other jurors.

    310 Planet of the Vancomes (Phil-Charlton Heston: George Taylor / UBS Guy: Jaq, Chris)
    Astronaut George Taylor crash lands on Earth 700 years in the future to find that everyone on Earth worships and acts like the Vancome Lady.

    314 Vancome: Guidance Counselor (Chris-Jason, Pat, Phil-Principal Cobert, Will, Debra)
    While working as a guidance counselor, the Vancome Lady does a horrible job giving advice to children.

    317 Vancome at Heaven's Gate (Jerry Springer-himself, Lisa, Debra)
    While working at Heaven's Gate, the Vancome Lady determines who does and does not enter.

    319 Vancome at the Oscars (Will-Bruce Willis, Pat-Howard Stern, Lisa-Demi Moore, Tim Conlon -Sylvester Stallone, Aries-Eddie Murphy, Debra-Whoopi Goldberg)
    Vancome Lady interviews celebrities on the red carpet and ends up in a coalition with Howard Stern.

    322 Vancoma (Lou Diamond Phillips, Alex-Mrs. Wajanowski, Aries, Debra)
    Mrs. Wajanowski and a priest visit the Vancome Lady while she is in a coma.

    406 KISS Open/Vancome (KISS-themselves)
    The Vancome Lady opens the show, and introduces the band KISS.

    408 Vancome Game Show: Tcha, You Know What? (Andrew-Christian Slater, Pat, Michael, Debra-Brandy)
    The Vancome lady hosts her own game show.

    411 A Vancome Christmas Carol (Michael-Adam Sandler)
    Vancome Lady insults Adam Sandler in a trailer for an upcoming movie.

    414 Vancome Lady: Vendor (Mo, Michael, Will, Aries-Steve McDaniel)
    Vancome Lady works as a snack vendor for a football game and insults everyone in the crowd.

    418 Music Video: Vancome Lady featuring Mase - "It's a Vancome Life" (Aries-Mase)
    Vancome Lady is in 'da hood' insulting all the people in the ghetto, in song form.

    419 Felicity (Keri Russell-Felicity, Alex-Ms. Bunny Swan, Michael-Glenn "Rusty" Unger Miller)
    Felicity interviews several recurring characters as possible roommates.

    425 Vancome Lady: MADtv Misadventure (Mo-herself, Michael-Marvin Tikvah)
    Vancome Lady starts out insulting girl scouts but ends up bashing the whole MADtv cast with Marvin Tikvah.

    506 Vancome Lady: Halloween (Alex, Mo, Michael-James, Aries)
    Vancome Lady insults trick-or-treaters as they come to her door on Halloween night.

    625 Vancome's Last Stand (Nelson-Naldo, Christian, Michael, Stephnie)
    Vancome Lady gets one last chance to work at the Vancome Store after being fired from it for six years.

    906 Vancome Lady: The Bachelorette (Ike, Mo- Lorraine Swanson, Bobby, Ron, Aries)
    While appearing on the reality dating show The Bachelorette, the Vancome Lady meets Lorraine Swanson after insulting all of the male contestants.


    Catchphrase
  • "Tcha, you know what... unh, unh."
  • "How may I help you?"
  • "La-la-la-la-la."
  • "Thank you for employing me here at [employer's name], and thanks for..."

    Trivia
  • This was Nicole's most recurring character.
  • This was the first official character ever to be created on MADtv.

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Old 06/28/2005, 11:56 PM
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Old 08/19/2005, 05:55 PM
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I cant belive hardly anyone talks about her on here.
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Old 10/22/2005, 05:40 AM
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Default Vancome Lady's Rudest Comment

Sorry it's taken me so long to finally post; I'm new, so if you all think any of my posts are pointless, I apologize. I promise to do my best, though. So anyway, back to the subject at hand. What do you all think VL's rudest comment was?
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Old 10/22/2005, 10:35 AM
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I don't know what her rudest was, but the one that sticks out in my mind all the time is:

"Looks like someone ran a tramp through a xerox machine."

Hehe. I love that one.

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Old 10/22/2005, 03:41 PM
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Old 11/27/2005, 04:28 PM
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Even though this wasn' t necessarily the rudest or best VL comment by far, this is only one I can think of right now (brain cramp, sorry )

"Oh please, you're so gay, you crap rainbow-colored gerbils."

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Old 02/13/2006, 09:12 AM
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Vancome Lady is my favorite MADtv character!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Played by my favorite MadTV Aactor!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope Nicole will reprise the role again. Cause she did say on the 200th episode 'See you in another hundred episodes'.

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I love Nicole Sullivan, Alex Borestien, Mo Collins, Debra Wilson, Nicole Parker, Danielle Gaither, Paul Vogt, and Mary Scheer.

- "He looka lika man." - Bunny Swan
-"This has been Cabana Chat, and this AHH AHH AHHHHHH is Dixie Wetsworth!" -Dixie Wetsworth, Cabana Chat
-"Tcha...ya know what? Huh-uh!" - The Vancome Lady
-"You're so sexy!" - 2-Litre Beth
-"Look how little my gloves are!" - Dot Goddard
-"Sit your ass on down for a big ol' slice of truth, and a side of wisdom" - Tovah McQueen
-"Look what I can do!" ~ Stuart
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Old 02/14/2006, 12:42 PM
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I want to see plantet of the Vancome's really really bad!!!!! I never saw that one...it sounds halarious!

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I love Nicole Sullivan, Alex Borestien, Mo Collins, Debra Wilson, Nicole Parker, Danielle Gaither, Paul Vogt, and Mary Scheer.

- "He looka lika man." - Bunny Swan
-"This has been Cabana Chat, and this AHH AHH AHHHHHH is Dixie Wetsworth!" -Dixie Wetsworth, Cabana Chat
-"Tcha...ya know what? Huh-uh!" - The Vancome Lady
-"You're so sexy!" - 2-Litre Beth
-"Look how little my gloves are!" - Dot Goddard
-"Sit your ass on down for a big ol' slice of truth, and a side of wisdom" - Tovah McQueen
-"Look what I can do!" ~ Stuart
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Old 02/14/2006, 08:56 PM
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"Planet of the Vancomes" is all right, but it's not one of my very fave VL sketches. It's worth watching, though, just to see Chris Hogan wear a beehive wig and to catch Phil LaMarr's "transformation." Now that I've sparked your curiousity, I'll say no more.

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Old 08/18/2006, 01:20 AM
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I need a new vancome sketch...it's been to long......I hope Nicole will come back and play her. Although if she was telling the truth in the 200th episode she said "I'll see you in another 200 episodes"....we will have to wait till around the end of season 13

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- "He looka lika man." - Bunny Swan
-"This has been Cabana Chat, and this AHH AHH AHHHHHH is Dixie Wetsworth!" -Dixie Wetsworth, Cabana Chat
-"Tcha...ya know what? Huh-uh!" - The Vancome Lady
-"You're so sexy!" - 2-Litre Beth
-"Look how little my gloves are!" - Dot Goddard
-"Sit your ass on down for a big ol' slice of truth, and a side of wisdom" - Tovah McQueen
-"Look what I can do!" ~ Stuart
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I need a new vancome sketch...it's been to long......I hope Nicole will come back and play her. Although if she was telling the truth in the 200th episode she said "I'll see you in another 200 episodes"....we will have to wait till around the end of season 13
I am going by seasons. Nicoles last season was Season 6, Vancome Lady was refreshed in 3 seasons later so she just might be coming up in Season 12!?!?!?
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Old 08/18/2006, 04:10 PM
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I love and miss the Vancome Lady. Her skits were always hilarious in that you have to think about it kinda sense. Kind of like Daria.
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Just think...if she keeps her word and comes back for the 300th episode we should be seeing her soon!!!!! Were half way through 12 and 300th is in 13!!!!!!

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I love Nicole Sullivan, Alex Borestien, Mo Collins, Debra Wilson, Nicole Parker, Danielle Gaither, Paul Vogt, and Mary Scheer.

- "He looka lika man." - Bunny Swan
-"This has been Cabana Chat, and this AHH AHH AHHHHHH is Dixie Wetsworth!" -Dixie Wetsworth, Cabana Chat
-"Tcha...ya know what? Huh-uh!" - The Vancome Lady
-"You're so sexy!" - 2-Litre Beth
-"Look how little my gloves are!" - Dot Goddard
-"Sit your ass on down for a big ol' slice of truth, and a side of wisdom" - Tovah McQueen
-"Look what I can do!" ~ Stuart
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it's been to long since her last visit.....she is the best character. I really hope Nicole comes back and we see an amazing Vancome someday soon! Anyone else think she'll come back and do this character again...I like to think so. Since she wasn't in the 300th

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- "He looka lika man." - Bunny Swan
-"This has been Cabana Chat, and this AHH AHH AHHHHHH is Dixie Wetsworth!" -Dixie Wetsworth, Cabana Chat
-"Tcha...ya know what? Huh-uh!" - The Vancome Lady
-"You're so sexy!" - 2-Litre Beth
-"Look how little my gloves are!" - Dot Goddard
-"Sit your ass on down for a big ol' slice of truth, and a side of wisdom" - Tovah McQueen
-"Look what I can do!" ~ Stuart
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506 Vancome Lady: Halloween (Alex, Mo, Michael-James, Aries)
Vancome Lady insults trick-or-treaters as they come to her door on Halloween night.

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The Vancome Lady was also heard but didn't appear in episode 101's sketch "News Report 911".



I found this picture in the November 8-14, 1997 issue of TV Guide and thought I'd share it. I'm not sure if this belongs in this section or the media section, so feel free to move it if need be:


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