[MADtv] Stuart and Doreen Larkin

[Miss Information]

Mo Collins ... Doreen Larkin (31 appearances)

Michael McDonald ... Stuart Larkin (36 appearances)





Biography

Mo Collins and Michael McDonald play Doreen and Stuart Larkin, who are mother and son. Doreen is a loud and overbearing mother (who is said to be an alcoholic), and Stuart is a young, and very manipulative child, who is very large for his age. Stuart usually annoys anyone he comes in contact with, and often ends up in his underwear and a t-shirt, while Doreen shouts at him.


Sketches

403 Stuart Gets Lost (Andrew, Pat)
Stuart gets lost and ends up at a police station, where Doreen goes to pick him up.

406 Stuart: Halloween (Debra, Nicole-Antonia Timmens)
Stuart and Doreen go trick-or-treating, and bother a woman at her home.

407 Lowered Expectations: Doreen & Stuart
Doreen and Stuart appear on Lowered Expectations.

409 Stuart: Show Open
Doreen and Stuart open the show. Stuart acts out a scene in a Thanksgiving play that he was in.

409 Stuart: Thanksgiving (Nicole)
Stuart is supposed to go on a plane to see his father, but makes trouble instead.

411 Stuart: Christmas Pageant (Debra-Sister Francis, Will)
Stuart plays baby Jesus in a Christmas Pageant.

415 Stuart Goes to the Doctor (Nicole-Dr. Wyzwohl)
Stuart won't cooperate at the Doctor's office.

418 Stuart: Photographer (Nicole)
Doreen takes Stuart to get his picture taken.

419 Stuart Plays Teeball (Will)
Stuart attempts to play teeball, but annoys the coach.

424 Stuart: Show Open (Will-himself)
Will Sasso opens the show, and brings out Stuart (who wandered backstage) to find his mother.

501 Stuart's Wishing Well (Alex-Jeannie Greenfield, Will)
Stuart is rescued after he falls into a well.

507 Stuart at the Zoo (Nicole)
Doreen and Stuart visit the zoo, and Stuart gets into a gorilla cage, while the zookeeper tries to rescue him.

511 Stuart: Christmas (Deborah Harry)
Doreen and Stuart stop at a small store on their way to visit relatives for Christmas, and bother the store employee.

516 Stuart: Pet Shop (Alex-Pam, Nelson)
Doreen takes Stuart to a pet store, where he bothers the saleswoman.

522 Stuart: Mommy's Work (Nicole-Linda, Will)
Doreen takes Stuart to work with her because of a bombscare at his school. Stuart bothers Doreen's co-worker, Linda, and gets her fired.

602 Stuart at Grandma's (Kathy Bates-Grandma, Christian-Grandpa)
Doreen takes Stuart to visit his grandparents, and he goes swimming.

608 Stuart: Kidnapped (Nicole, Christian-Harley)
Stuart gets kidnapped and held for ransom by a trashy couple.

615 Stuart and the Tooth Fairy (Susan Sarandon-Tooth Fairy)
Stuart gets a disturbing visit from the Tooth Fairy after losing his tooth.

624 Stuart: Babysitter (Nicole-Brenda)
Stuart gets a new babysitter, and gets her fired right away.

629 Stuart: Wedding (Nicole-Aunt Colleen, Debra, Andrew)
Stuart is the ring-bearer in his Aunt Colleen's wedding.

706 Stuart Gets a Rival (Stephnie-Vivian, Debra-Felicia, Kathryn-Betsy)
Doreen has friends over, one who has a baby, and Stuart gets jealous that he isn't getting the attention anymore.

714 Stuart's Scary Valentine (Stephnie-Ms. Craig)
Stuart makes a disturbing video valentine for his teacher.

716 Stuart: Birthday (Stephnie-Aunt Noreen)
Doreen throws a surprise birthday party for Stuart, and gives him a new bike.

803 Stuart: Piano Lesson (Josh-Mr. Tuttle)
Stuart gets a piano lesson, and plays difficult pieces with ease, to the amazement of his instructor, but plays badly when his mother is in the room.

807 Stuart: Bright, Shiny, Lucky Day
Doreen takes Stuart to the park, but can't buy him a balloon, but Stuart ends up getting a balloon anyway.

816 Stuart: Chinese Restaurant (Christina, Ron, Bobby)
Doreen takes Stuart to a Chinese Restaurant, and Stuart angers the couple at the next table.

823 Stuart Visits his Father
Doreen sends Stuart off for a weekend with his father, but Stuart annoys his father before they can even drive away, and the trip is cancelled.

904 Stuart: Therapist (Ron-Dr. Watson, Gillian)
Doreen and Stuart go to see a therapist.

906 Stuart: Shoe Shopping (Nicole S.-Carol)
Doreen takes Stuart to the shoe store to get some sneakers, but tricks him into thinking he's getting cowboy boots.

914 Stuart: Next Door (Paul-Harvey Muckenthaller)
Stuart and Doreen bother their next-door neighbor.

925 Stuart: Poker Game (without Doreen) (Paul-Harvey Muckenthaller, Keegan, Ike, Ron)
Stuart stays at Harvey's house while Doreen is away, and gets Harvey arrested.

1005 Stuart: Vacuum Salesman (without Doreen) (Keegan)
Stuart answers the door when a vacuum salesman comes by, and scares the salesman away, but keeps the vacuum cleaner.

1014 Stuart: Moving On (Paul-Harvey Muckenthaller)
Stuart and Doreen prepare for their move to Arizona, but after Harvey insults them, they decide to stay just to get even with him.

1109 Stuart Meets Santa (without Doreen) (Crista, Nicole P, Jordan, Nicole RJ)
Stuart visits with Santa at the mall.

1119 Stuart: Big Brother (without Doreen) (Crista- Burns, Keegan)
Stuart gets paired with a big brother.

1210 Stuart: Candy Store (without Doreen) (Keegan- Jerry Turtletaub, Crista- Bree Harmon)
Stuart is the 1 millionth customer at a candy shop.

Catchphrases

Stuart:

• Look what I can do!
  
• I don't wanna say...
  
• Dooooon't!!!
  
• Let me do it!
  
• I'm in my dark place.
  
• I found it on the floor!
  
• Stay away from my danger zone!

Doreen:

• STUUUAAARRRRT!!!!
  
• Stuart's father left us on Tuesday.
  
• What does mama say??
  
• O-o-h-h!!!
  
• Where did you get that [food item]??

What does Mama say?

• "Show business people are dirty and they don't believe in God."
  
• "Devil Dogs look like cream filled poop."
  
• "Kitty cats lick their own poop chute"
  
• "The soul of a liar is black like poop."
  
• "Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other."
  
• "A greedy boy will never be cradled in the arms of Jesus."
  
• "Never put your mouth near an animal or mama has to check your poop for worms."
  
• "Little boys who don’t apologize get their stockings filled with elf poop."
  
• "Fast food gives you a fast death."
  
• "Little boys who lie should expect tragedy to visit them on a regular basis."
  
• "Don’t slide down the banister or you’ll injure your goo-goo, and that’s all some men have going for them."
  
• "Little boys who eavesdrop deserve to hear the truth, and the truth is usually devastating."
  
• "Little boys who don't take responsibility...get hairy palms."
  
• "Little boys who aren't polite give the pro-choice movement a reason to exist."
  
• "When little boys whine, it's like saying to the kidnappers 'take me first'."
  
• "Tell a lie, and your life will be a living hell with a domineering mother and an absent father."
  
• "Little boys who play on monkey bars get blisters right here. (points to palm) And when you get blisters right here, people think you're low class or a dirty Italian."
  
• "Little boys who are racist learn to be racist from their mother."
  
• "Little boys who talk dirty grow up to be Democrats."
  
  Trivia
  
• This was Michael's most recurring character, and MADtv's second most recurring character.

[MysterE]

Originally posted by Dani in another thread
PICS OF MICHAEL MCDONALD AT THE GROUNDLINGS THEATER.
More pics of him at Groundlings. I didn't see them posted here yet so here I am posting them.

From http://www.groundlings.com (For those of you who don't like flash, these are for you.)


The other guy in this picture looks like current Saturday Night Live member Chris Parnell.




He looks really young here! That looks like Michael Hitchcock in the top-right corner, but I'm not sure. Hitchcock did go to the Groundlings though.




I know this pic has already been posted (by ef_7 in another thread) but here is a little better quality.




I don't know what this is but it reminds me of Sean Gidcomb.

[MysterE]

407 Lowered Expectations: Stuart & Mom
Doreen sends a video into a dating service.

[MysterE]

Oh, and here's a link to the original thread & has more Catchphrases. I just thought of doing that kind of search.

[elscorcho]

Originally posted by MysterE
Oh, and here's a link to the original thread & has more Catchphrases. I just thought of doing that kind of search.

damn! i wish i would have known about that...i did this all from scratch lol

i'll change the transcript links, also...but i suppose i'll need to do all of the characters that way if i do

[MysterE]

Yeah, sorry about that. I didn't think about that until after the fact.

I realize that's a lot of work. Does any of the rep team want to help elscorcho out? It doesn't need to be done all at once either.

[elscorcho]

Originally posted by MysterE
Yeah, sorry about that. I didn't think about that until after the fact.

I realize that's a lot of work. Does any of the rep team want to help elscorcho out? It doesn't need to be done all at once either.

it's really not a big deal...it's all just copying and pasting and doesn't take long at all, i can handle it

[MJB12]

I'll help if you need it. Can we not delete the other Stuart & Doreen thread (can it be hidden somewhere or something?) because I have lost dozens of posts in this Repository makeover, and I have a lot in that one in particular.

[elscorcho]

Originally posted by MJB12
I'll help if you need it. Can we not delete the other Stuart & Doreen thread (can it be hidden somewhere or something?) because I have lost dozens of posts in this Repository makeover, and I have a lot in that one in particular.

i already redid the format of them all...thanks for the offer though

[MysterE]

Originally posted by MJB12
I'll help if you need it. Can we not delete the other Stuart & Doreen thread (can it be hidden somewhere or something?) because I have lost dozens of posts in this Repository makeover, and I have a lot in that one in particular.

What other Stuart thread?

[MJB12]

I think it's gone already...nvm.

[MysterE]

714 Stuart's Scary Valentine (Stephnie)
Stuart makes a disturbing video valentine for his teacher.

Stephnie- Ms. Craig

... we should include names for the rest.

[elscorcho]

Ok...I'm not much for Stuart sketches so maybe you or MJB12 can help me out with those?

[MysterE]

[Knickers]

For Stuarts catch phrases, be sure to include "Look what I can do!"

[elscorcho]

Originally posted by DaNiKsTa48
For Stuarts catch phrases, be sure to include "Look what I can do!"

Wow I can't believe I forgot that one! LOL I've been so braindead this past week or two. Thanks Nik, I'll add it.

And MysterE...nevermind the help with the other ppl's names in the sketches. I can just look in the transcripts, which i didnt' even think of earlier...which just proves i'm not in my right mind right now

[MJB12]

I can do it. I can remember them off of the top of my head. You probably already have some of these

403 Stuart Gets Lost
Andrew-Officer, Pat-Officer

406 Stuart: Halloween
Debra-Woman, Nicole-Antonia Timmens

409 Stuart Thanksgiving
Nicole-Airline Employee

411 Stuart Xmas Pageant
Debra-Sister, Will-Castmember

415 Stuart Visits the Doctor
Nicole-Dr. Wyzwohl

418 Stuart: Photographer
Nicole-Photographer

419 Teeball
Will-Coach

501 Stuart's Wishing Well
Alex-News Anchor, Will-Fireman

507 Stuart Goes to the Zoo
Nicole-Tour Guide

511 Stuart Christmas
Deborah Harry

516 Stuart Pet Shop
Alex-Pam

522 Stuart Visits Mommy's Work
Nicole-Linda, Will-Boss

602 Stuart @ Grandma's
Kathy Bates-Grandma, Christian Duguay-Grandpa

615 Tooth Fairy
Susan Sarandon-Tooth Fairy

624 Babysitter
Nicole-Brenda

629 Wedding
Debra-Wedding Planner, Nicole-Aunt Colleen

706 Rival
Debra-(have to check exact name), Stephnie-Vivian, Kathryn-Betsy

714 Scary Valentine
Stephnie-Ms. Craig

716 Birthday
Stephnie-Aunt Noreen

803 Piano Lesson
Josh-Mr. Tuttle

816 Chinese Restaurant
Bobby-Waiter, Christina, Ron

904 Therapist
Ron-Therapist, Gillian-woman

906 Shoe Shopping
Nicole-Carol

914 Next Door
Paul-Mr. Muckenthaler

925 Poker Game
Ike, Keegan, Paul-Mr. Muckenthaler

[MysterE]

Thanks for the list. Can we update it with the other names lost from your head and from this thread?

[MJB12]

I think the only name I'm missing is Debra's name in the Stuart Gets a Rival sketch, and I remember...it's Felicia. He only says the names once, when he's trying to get attention from the huddle with the baby.

[elscorcho]

I updated the names already yesterday (i got them from the transcripts, although there are a few names that MBJ12 listed that weren't in the transcripts)

Do we really need to put anything next to the castmembers names if the character they are playing doesn't have a name? I think it should only have the names of the characters but not like "news anchor" or "fireman" or anything like that