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Old 12/17/2004, 11:16 PM
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Default The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man

  • Michael McDonald ... Mofaz (14 appearances)





    Biography

    Michael McDonald plays Mofaz, the Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man who picks up people who are depressed about many different things, until they hear Mofaz's problems. By the time the sketches are done, everyone who meets Mofaz feels better about there own lives due to his sad one. Mofaz is married to an overweight woman named Shandala. His mother-in-law lives with him and his family, and he hates her. He has fourteen children, and claims that he has taken ecstasy everyday since the day he got married. Ike Barinholtz played his daughter, Mofina, in episode 924.


    Sketches

    609 The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man (Andrew)
    We are introduced to the Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man as he tows a man's broken down car and complains to him about his horrible life.

    614 Depressed Again (Stephnie)
    The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man tows the car of a young girl who totalled her father's car; but she feels a lot better after talking to him.

    626 Heartburn (Christian)
    The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man picks up a crippled man and complains about his heartburn-related problems.

    704 Depressed But Patriotic (Debra)
    The tragic events of September 11th cause Mofaz to make his tow truck patriotic.

    723 Therapy Session (Andrew-Ed, Stephnie, Taran-Nick)
    Mofaz has to attend a court-appointed group therapy session and makes the rest of the patients feel better by complaining about his own problems.

    815 Marital Breakdown (Stephnie-Terry, Josh-Tony)
    Mofaz tows a couple of fighting newlyweds and makes them feel better about their problems when he complains about his.

    824 Mother-in-Law (Frank)
    Mofaz complains to a passenger about his mother-in-law.

    909 Plane Ride (Daniele, Nicole)
    Increased security measures cause Mofaz to have an unpleasant airplane flight.

    924 Prom Night (Ike-Mofina, Josh)
    Mofaz drives his daughter Mofina to her senior prom.

    1008 John Kerry (Michael-John Kerry)
    Mofaz picks up John Kerry, but his boring stories cause Mofaz to drive off a cliff.

    1108 Depressed Persian Tow Truck Driver: Another Baby (Ike)
    Mofaz visits his new baby at the hospital, and talks to a man who is visiting his newborn child.

    1121 Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Tapped Out (Keegan, Frank Cal, Frank Cae)

    1212 Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Condoleezza Rice (Nicole RJ- Condoleezza Rice)
    Mofaz and Condoleezza Rice share a ride and discuss their problems.

    1312 Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man: Hillary Clinton (Nicole- Hillary Clinton)
    Mofaz and Hillary Clinton share a ride and discuss their problems.

    Catchphrases
  • "Always."
  • "How you say, hellahellalala..."

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Old 12/08/2005, 11:01 PM
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CHARACTER UPDATE: MOFAZ

Mofaz is depressed and disgruntled. He has 13 children and a wife that he
often describes as overweight and extremely hairy. He is a miserable man
who can always top other people's misery. Mofaz is a chain smoker who
sports a very large moustache. His catch phrases include, "Allllllways" and
"How you say, hella hella hella"

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He has several children
He now has 14 children.

He's been on ecstacy everyday since he was married.

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He now has 14 children.

He's been on ecstacy everyday since he was married.
I was going to add that when I updated the sketch list. Chill out!
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