[MADtv] Mary Poppins (#621)

[Mad Dog]

Julie Andrews/ Mary Poppins- Mo Collins
Burt- Michael McDonald
Peipei- Nelson Ascensio
Jane- Extra
Michael- Extra


Julie: Hello I'm Julie Andrews. Of all the films I've done in my life, most people remember me from Mary Poppins. A close second was S.O.B. where I showed off my hooters, awe those were the days. Anyway, what most people don't know about Mary Poppins was that the original version was too mean spirited and scary even for Disney. In fact I had to fight to get the following scene out of the picture. Take a look, I think you'll see why.

MOVIE FOOTAGE

Jane: Oh look Michael, here she comes!

Mary: (Floats in window via umbrella) Good morning children.

Jane, Michael: Good morning Mary Poppins.

Mary: Are you all set for a day or fantasy and adventure?

Jane, Michael: Oh yes!

Mary: Very good. Hmm, well we're not going anywhere with your room looking like this.

Jane: But we hate to clean, it's tedious...

Michael: ...And difficult.

Mary: Not if you have what I have.

Jane: What's that?

Mary: (Snaps fingers; Spanish slaves appear) Just a few illegal aliens help the housework get done, the house work get done, the housework get done. Just a few illegal aliens helps the housework get done and you don't pay minimum wage. Oh you missed a spot there Peipei.

Peipei: (Smacks rag) Ascarosa puta!

Burt: (Enters through fireplace) Hello Mary Bobbins!

Mary: Hello Burt!

Michael: Are you here to sweep the chimney?

Burt: Hell no! Why should I when we've got all these illegals to do it?

Mary: But Burt, however will you pay them?

Burt: Oh chim-chimney-chum, chim-chimney-chum, chili chonga. I'll feed you one if you will work longer.

Peipei: Chim-chimney-chum, chim-chimney-chum, they give me gas. Take that chili chonga and shove it up your...

Mary, Burt, Jane, Michael: ...Peipei!!!

Peipei: Well you cannot treat us this way. You know we are hard working proud people. You know we may not have much money but we know the meaning of dignity and respect. It is time to unionize. Union! Union! Union! Union!

Mary: Peipei, that's all very noble of you but I do believe you're forgetting something. The Immigration and Naturalization Service. Yes you know the sounds of it can make you kind of nervous. If you will not work for me you'll get what you deservous. Immigration and Naturalization Service.

Mary, Burt, Jane, Michael: Humdiddle-iddly-ionous, humdiddle-iddly-ionous, humdiddle-iddly-ionous, humdiddle-iddly-ionous!

Mary: Well goodbye, we'll see you at lunch. Have it ready by twelve please.

Jane: Well Mary Poppins, Peipei does have a point. It doesn't really seem fair.

Michael: Yes, they're working so hard and for hardly any money.

Mary: Fine, then you clean your own room.

Jane, Michael: No thank you.

Burt: Cheerio illegals! (Mary, Burt, Jane, Michael exit)

Peipei: Come on, lets go piss in the soup. (Exits)

[MADMADMAD]

Good job, but living in Baja California, I know for sure that "puta" is a Spanish curse word. (It means "whore.") If you don't hear a distinct "n" sound, I might be correct... Anyone here fluent in Spanish?

[koolboee cdmo87]

I know some Spanish. Are you sure that's the right spelling? Or are you just sounding it out?

I loved this sketch BTW.. but Nelson is once again wasted in a Spanish role, and it was never funny (but then again, pretty much nothing he did, Spanish or not, was funny). Bobby may get Asian roles a lot, but at least he manages to be funny (i.e. the Korean Baby one).

[Scorpiogrrl4405]

I'm mexican................. the correct spelling is "Puta" if you don't hear a distinct 'n' sound.........then yes puta is whore in Spanish.......

I'm not fluent in spanish.........im just fluent in the bad stuff

[MADMADMAD]

Originally posted by Scorpiogrrl2003
\I'm not fluent in spanish.........im just fluent in the bad stuff

Hehe..