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Old 01/15/2004, 3:13 AM
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Full Name: Lisa Arch [news]
Date of Birth: November 23rd, 1971
Place of Birth: Los Angeles, CA
Height / Weight: <unknown> / <unknown>
Seasons on MADtv: 3 (1997 - 1998)

Recurring Characters:Celebrity Impressions:
  • Alanis Morisette
  • Alyson Hannigan
  • Demi Moore
  • Farrah Fawcett
  • Fiona Apple
  • Hope Summers
  • Lori Laughlin
  • Melanie "Sporty Spice" Chisholm
  • Paula Jones
Biography:
Lisa was born on November 23, 1971, in Los Angeles, California. When she was little, she didn't know what she wanted her profession to be. One night, while watching HBO, she saw Whoopi Goldberg's one woman show and realised she wanted to be an actress. She first appeared on television in an episode of Seinfeld. Since then, Lisa has done many other guest appearances and voice overs. She has appeared in such commercials as "Mervyn's" and "Southern Comfort." Lisa landed a co-host spot on TBS' "Dinner & a Movie," where she spent two year. Lisa has done various gigs ever since, including multiple voice overs for Comedy Central's "Crank Yankers."

Where are they now?
As of Spring 2007, Lisa is currently living in Los Angeles, California with her husband, cats, dog, and newborn son. She has a recurring role on the Disney Channel series "Cory in the House".

Television - Starring Roles:Television - Guest Roles:Film - Starring Roles:
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Film - Supporting Roles:Other Credits:
  • Video Games: Outlaw Golf 2
Fun Facts:
  • Lisa is a big coffee nut.
  • Lisa re-performed Whoopi Goldberg's monologues and was threatened with a lawsuit if she didn't cease.
  • Lisa has had a nose job.
  • Lisa's favorite movies include: When Harry Met Sally, Defending Your Life, Broadcast News.
  • Lisa's favorite TV shows include: Survivor, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos.
  • Lisa's favorite books include: The Red Tent, The Grapes of Wrath, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.
  • Lisa loves to shop at Sephora.
  • Lisa's all-time favorite sports team is the Los Angeles Dodgers.
  • Lisa changed her last name to Arch after five and a half years of marriage.
  • Lisa gave birth to her first child, a son, on September 18, 2007.
Famous Catch-Phrases:
  • "You ain't gettin' none a' this, none a' this, and especially none of THIS!" --Wanda Parker (Parker Sisters)
Memorable Quotes:
  • <none at this time>
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Old 01/15/2004, 9:15 PM
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Lisa was born in 1971.
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Old 01/20/2004, 4:16 AM
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she is also hot
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Old 01/20/2004, 1:08 PM
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Old 03/12/2004, 12:51 AM
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She had a nose job.

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I actually saw Lisa on a VH1 "Awesomely Bad" episode entitled "Awesomely Badder Hair" in which Lisa's hair looks great (and better than Carrot Top's).
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Old 07/12/2004, 11:27 AM
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I actually saw Lisa on a VH1 "Awesomely Bad" episode entitled "Awesomely Badder Hair" in which Lisa's hair looks great (and better than Carrot Top's).

Yeah, I saw that too. She made me laugh a few times.

In fact, "Awesomely Bad Hair" is on right now.

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Default Safer sex speaker warns, entertains

Lisa Kushell puts a condom over the head of Dean Hall, senior in computer engineering, Tuesday evening in Forum Hall. Kushell was at K-State to speak about safe sex practices during the speech entitled "Hot, Sexy and Safer II."



More than 250 students gathered Tuesday night to have a group sexual experience.

Lisa Kushell, comic and actress from Los Angeles, presented "Hot, Sexy and Safer II" at Forum Hall. The program was designed to challenge students to think about sex and their bodies.

"As children, we are not embarrassed by our bodies. It is only as adults we learn to be embarrassed," Kushell said.

There are two types of sex: safe sex and safer sex. Safe sex is a sexual experience with yourself, while safer sex is a sexual experience with another human being without the influence of drugs and alcohol, she said.

"Drinking and sex do not mix," Kushell said.

Most bad experiences and date rapes occur when alcohol is involved, she said.

Students risk their reputations, dignities and lives when they mix alcohol and sex.

"If someone has been drinking, please take their keys, call a cab or let them sleep over," Kushell said.

The risk also includes sexually transmitted diseases.

"We didn't start talking about them until HIV and AIDS," Kushell said.

At one point, high-risk groups were identified and anyone not in those groups thought they had nothing to worry about, she said.

"I'm personally sick of stereotyping," she said. "The disease doesn't go to groups. It is going to the people who put themselves at risk."

One way to be safe is to use a condom.

"A condom can fit any man," Kushell said.

To prove her point, she put a condom over a student's head.

"I felt safe," Dean Hall, senior in computer engineering, said.

Another way to be safe is to be sexual and sensual without intercourse, she said

"There doesn't have to be intercourse to have sex," she said.

Kushell also said open, honest and verbal communication in a relationship is important.

"It's much easier to tell someone what you want," she said.

Talking to each other helps the couple to be less vulnerable and more comfortable.

"Guys are brought up to be comfortable with themselves. Girls are not," Kushell said.

Women are taught to be embarrassed about themselves, she said

"I want every woman in this room to go home and look at their private parts," she said.

While women are looking at themselves, they should tell themselves that their bodies belong only to them, and that they only have to share it when they are ready spiritually, emotionally, physically and mentally.

Kushell was brought to campus by the Union Program Council Issues and Ideas Committee, Lafene Health Center and the Department of Intercollegiate Athletics.

"Sex and equality between genders is not really discussed in any other lecture series, and how genders relate to each other is an important topic," Matt Jones, Issues and Ideas Committee chair, said.

The program was exciting and educational, and she kept the audience entertained, Hall said.

Kushell gives the presentation year-round to college students across the country. Mainly she talks to college freshmen, athletic groups and occasionally at open presentations, she said.

"This has been extremely fulfilling for me. Not only the performing, but educating people on safe sex and helping women to know about their bodies," Kushell said.




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Old 10/24/2004, 4:58 AM
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Default I was bored... *for Lisa's Bio*

Recurring Characters:
Susan Whitfield, Wanda Terri-Ann Lanier Parker (Parker Sisters)

Celebrity Impressions:
Fiona Apple, Farrah Fawcett, Paula Jones, Alyson Hannigan, Melanie Chisholm (Sporty Spice), Lori Laughlin, Alanis Morissette, Hope Summers, Demi Moore

- Not including information from episodes #320

*I'm not doing her bio, I was just bored.
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Old 11/25/2004, 12:26 AM
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ne1 seen her on vh1 lately i hav!

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Old 11/25/2004, 1:10 AM
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ne1 seen her on vh1 lately i hav!
What show???

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Old 11/27/2004, 7:31 PM
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umm... i think awesomely bad hair ,and just like 'clip shows" ya no

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What show???
I saw her on Awsomely Bad Fashions this past sunday (11/27/04)

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Old 12/01/2004, 7:46 PM
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"Awesomely Badder Fashion"

Thanks chfan. This special comes on a couple of times next week too. Does she play a commentator or what?

Come on VH1, start publishing these peoples in your shows already!

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"Awesomely Badder Fashion"

Thanks chfan. This special comes on a couple of times next week too. Does she play a commentator or what?

Come on VH1, start publishing these peoples in your shows already!
shes a commentator, and you can call me chris cause i'm sure it gets tiresome saying chfan.

it came on the 28, not 27. sry.

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Thanks. I put the two airings next week in the calendar.

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I just recently seen her on some VH1 shows but I forgot what it was damn it something about Outfits people wore to award shows. She said something about a shirt Shania twain had on

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I just recently seen her on some VH1 shows but I forgot what it was damn it something about Outfits people wore to award shows. She said something about a shirt Shania twain had on
Sounds like "Awesomely Badder Fashion", I dunno though- it's just a guess.

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Maybe I hadn't gotten the title but I saw it so you might be right that might be what it was it was this weekend I saw it.I have to go...

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